31 January 2021
We had our first Covid vaccinations yesterday with our second booked for 19 April, which gives us plenty of time to catch Covid with the 50% that isn’t protected. Then, this morning I had Jerome K Jerome’s problem: I’d read the list of possible side-effects and woke up with a headache and feeling fluey. Bit better now though thank you for asking and a friend has just said she too had a bad reaction but it only lasted a day.
Problems crossing the new “frictionless” and “tariff-free” borders with the EU continue to appear and Boris Johnson is busy rushing round the stables shutting doors while, in the distance, there’s a field full of equine escapees. However, for a change, this week’s problem wasn’t of his making and came from the EU which was forced to do a U-turn over trying to control vaccines travelling to the UK through Ireland but, even though they had the grace to recognise their mistake and apologise, they’ve thrown a lighted match into a political powder barrel.
Protestors against HS2 have dug tunnels under Euston Square Gardens to delay the work. They’ve stocked up with food and drink but my first thought was to hope they’ve got a loo down there. Sadly, they’re apparently already running short of oxygen and rain is causing leaks of mud and collapses in the tunnel. Great idea to draw attention to the futility of HS2 but why is there never a civil engineer around when you want one?
With the demographic changes wrought by the pandemic, some of which are certain to be permanent, it’s obvious that whole UK transport system needs to be thought again from scratch and HS2 is a white elephant. The problem is that a vast amount of money and reputations have already been sunk into it and it would be politically difficult to cancel it and make a fresh start on a UK-wide plan.
The government seems to be full of people who will hold onto an investment whose value has plummeted and wait for its value to come back to what they paid for it. This can feel emotionally comforting but is nonsense. It’s generally much better to cut your losses and buy another investment with better prospects.
On Tuesday, Johnson said he was “deeply sorry” for the world-beating 100,000 deaths from Covid in the UK and, as prime minister, he took “full responsibility for everything that the government has done”. When he asked if he now wished he’d done more sooner, he refused to answer the question and waffled “What I can tell you is that we truly did everything we could, and continue to do everything that we can, to minimise loss of life and to minimise suffering in what has been a very, very difficult stage, and a very, very difficult crisis for our country, and we will continue to do that.”
Perhaps the Tories should cut their losses.
Of course it’s not all down to the government’s feeble reaction to the pandemic because other factors, such as the increasing incidence of morbid obesity and diabetes, increased the number of deaths caused by the virus. And the UK’s progress in developing a vaccine and sticking it into people’s arms might genuinely have been ‘world-beating’!
A former KGB major, Yuri Shvets has revealed that Donald Trump was one of hundreds of young people the KGB recruited as ‘assets’ in the 1980s. They had identified he was very vulnerable intellectually and psychologically and was susceptible to flattery, and was too thick to realise they were using him, so they cultivated him for the next 40 years, feeding him soundbites he could use. Tragically, the rest is history.
One of the far-right groups in America is (or was, they keep changing their names) called Proud Boys. Why does this conjure up in my mind a crowd of very camp men in rainbow-coloured leotards dancing to Abba songs on a trailer at a LGBT+ street parade?
On Tuesday’s BBC 1200 news, a reporter said “it is worth caveating that …”, which stopped me dead. Turning nouns into verbs, and vice versa, has become much more prevalent over the last few decades, in some cases making the original usage redundant and, ultimately, archaic.
The first I remember was the use of ‘invite’ instead of ‘invitation’; how many people now send out invitations? Another is the misuse of ‘leverage’, often in a business context. Using it as a noun (and even pronouncing it in American with a short E) is understandable but bankers and fund managers who’d never learnt the word ‘lever’ created a new verb from it and now ‘leverage’ deals.
Incidentally, wasn’t it encouraging to see the biters bit this week! After a discussion thread started on Reddit, small investors started buying lots of shares in Gamestop using the amateur share trading platform Robinhood and the share price rocketed from $40 on 19 January to $400 within a week.
Wall Street institutions and hedge fund managers were outraged because they’d expected the price to fall so they’d sold Gamestop short* and now had to find enough cash to buy the shares they had to deliver at a much higher price.
Wasn’t the crocheted Bernie Sanders doll that Tobey King from Kansas made and sold on the internet, raising $20,300 for Meals on Wheels America, wonderful! After the image of Sanders huddled up in a warm coat and mittens at Joe Biden’s inauguration went viral, his own campaign has been selling sweatshirts and T-shirt with the image and has raised a further $1.8m for charities combating food insecurity. Nice woman, nice man.
There was an advertisement on TV this week inviting applications to take part in a new series called Celebrity Home Cooking, or something like that, and my wife suggested I apply. I said that, sadly, I couldn’t because I’m not a celebrity. I’m not even a ‘celebrity’. Not even in the street where we live. And anyway, my knowledge of cooking is limited to pre-heating an oven, removing all outer packaging and putting the tray on the middle shelf for 45 minutes.
I also saw part of a programme on Wallis Simpson being manipulated by Edward VIII (previously known as David) who said he’d slit his throat if she didn’t marry him, and he abdicated, leaving the throne to his reluctant younger brother George VI (previously known as Bertie). A classic double-bind!
* ‘Selling short’ basically involves selling shares you haven’t got in the hope that the price will go down and you can buy them at a lower price before you have to deliver them. It’s a form of gambling.