Bob Dylan 83 not out, Independence Day and election

25 May 2024

The big event of the week was of course that Bob Dylan celebrated his 83rd birthday yesterday (if anybody that age still actually celebrates birthdays).

It seems impossible to believe that it’s some 65 years since he left the mining towns of the mid-West and headed for New York with his guitar and complete confidence.  What’s even more impossible to believe is that, like Keith Richards, he’s survived so many drugs that are supposed to leave us all toothless and dead.

I first came across him in a TV play called ‘Madhouse on Castle Street’.  The BBC – as was the policy in those days – wiped the tape and recorded something else on top of it so no copy of it remains and the Holy Grail of his fans is to find somebody who’d taped it as it was shown and has the tape in an attic somewhere.  The only thing that sticks in my mind about the play is that one of the characters didn’t say anything but just sat on the stairs and picked away at a guitar and I liked his music so much that I remembered his name. 

Actually, I misremembered his name and thought for a while he was Bob Yellin of the Greenbriar Boys but a friend then lent me Dylan’s first two albums.  I wasn’t that impressed by his voice and returned the records but the songs stayed with me and, looking back, I wonder if it was the sheer energy of his first album.  A guy in his late teens had the chutzpah to take old blues and folk songs, make enough changes to get his name on the record as writer, pick up a guitar and harmonica and blast them into the microphone with the power of a Little Richard.

His second album was mostly songs he’d written himself although, even back then, he was more a lyricist than a composer and re-used old tunes for some of his words (‘Bob Dylan’s Dream’ uses the tune of ‘Lord Franklin’ and ‘Masters of War’ uses ‘Nottamun Town’).  It also included what’s probably his most famous song, ‘Blowing in the Wind’, although this was made famous by Peter, Paul & Mary.

His disdain for reporters and press conferences became obvious very early when he gave answers to stupid questions,  One hack asked him how many real folksingers he thought there were and he came straight back with “A hundred and thirty seven” (if I remember the number correctly).

He’s been through umpteen incarnations and still has the ability to surprise everyone by producing a good album after years of rubbish.  His voice hasn’t improved on the way and is now so wrecked that his latest albums involve his doing little more than talking his way through the lyrics to the accompaniment of a cello, a guitar and soft percussion. 

His lyrics have always been his real strength and he is often a sublime wordsmith.  He even got a Nobel prize for literature and what is widely believed to be his neuro-divergence / Asperger’s left him not knowing how to respond.  He’s certainly never given any signs that he cares what anybody else thinks of him and even a “thank you” at the end of a gig is now pretty rare.

There is a theory that, because he often changes words and adds or omits new verses in performance, he’s a perfectionist and constantly trying to get exactly the right word;  others (like me) thinks he just tries different words because it seemed a good idea at the time.  He sometimes even seems not to decide on a word until he’s singing it:  in ‘Series of Dreams’, he sings “Past the – tree of smoke” and there’s a microsecond pause before “tree” as if he didn’t know what the word was going to be until he sang it.

The other argument against perfectionism is that he’s written some really terrible lyrics and just left them as they are.  Strange really how he’s become so godlike to some fans.  Why His Bobness and not, say, The Boss?

Anyway, Bobbie, happy birthday for yesterday.

The other, comparatively minor, bit of news this week was that we’re going to have a general election on the 4th of July, Independence Day in America.  Perhaps we can remember all the achievements the Conservatives have wrought over the last 14 years and choose our own independence from them.  But let’s recall their achievements before we vote: Dave introduced the disastrous austerity years and then asked the wrong question about Brexit, thereby getting the wrong answer, and resigned;  Theresa drew red lines which were likely to be drawn in blood in Northern Ireland and resigned;  Boris didn’t take Covid seriously until far too late and resigned;  Liz tanked the economy and resigned and Sunak vowed to “Stop the Boats” by deporting people to Rwanda.  This last pledge has been so effective that the thought of being deported to Rwanda has led to a record number of people crossing to the UK so far in 2024.

The day after his announcement of the date, all four of the serious papers – the Daily Telegraph, the Financial Times, The Guardian and The Times – ran banner headlines on the front page that used the words “bet” or “gamble”, despite Sunak’s new pledges to delay his £500m scheme to fly nasty people to Rwanda till after the election, and to stop his brilliant no-smoking plans that would have been so profitable for the free-black-market.

Sunak even stooped so low as to visit a warehouse where a number of people wearing hi-vis jackets so they looked like workers asked some questions.  It turns out they were actually Conservative councillors and asked really tough questions like “Do you agree you’re the best person to be the next prime minister?”  (Nobody asked if we are all better off after 14 years of Conservative misrule but we all know the answer to that:  according to umpteen surveys and analyses, it’s “No, unless we were already rich and overpaid in 2010”.)

This was after he’d abused Keir Starmer and the Labour party for a lack of policies and solutions to all the problems that had arisen during the last 14 years of his own party’s government.  I sometimes think Sunak isn’t the sharpest pencil in the box.

Dylan v Springsteen, Boris humiliated, trade deals and carbon emissions, good(ish) news, a pome and kindness

19 December 2021

Bob Dylan wuz robbed. 

Last May, he sold his song-writing catalogue for $300m while Bruce Springsteen sold his for $500m last week.  I’m not saying The Boss hasn’t written some great songs – about as many as Dylan in total – but I discovered Dylan before Springsteen and know more of his work.  Perhaps all of Springsteen’s songs are good – Dylan has written some utter crap in his time.

Still, I suppose Springsteen is some 7 years younger than Dylan so he’s got to make the money last for longer and it seems more sensible to get a lump sum instead of annual income as death looms on the horizon like a raven with a broken wing.  (Boris Johnson’s reluctance to admit how many children he’s fathered – he admits to seven but might have forgotten some – pales beside Dylan who’s so pathologically private nobody’s even quite sure how many wives he’s had.)

Given the choice, Johnson would probably have been happy to miss last week.  More of his lies about illegal parties last Christmas kept crawling out of the woodwork, Sir Simon Case had to hand over his independent investigation of the parties after he was discovered to have hosted one himself, 99 Conservative MPs voted against the government’s Covid Plan B proposals which were only passed because Labour MPs had undertaken to support sensible government proposals on Covid and kept their promise, and then the Conservatives were humiliated by the North Shropshire byelection and lost the seat for the first time in nearly 200 years, after a 34% swing to the LibDems.

Since Proportional Representation remains a pipe-dream, why don’t all the opposition parties agree who stands the best chance of beating the Conservative and just put up one candidate who would stand as Labour / LibDem / Independent / whatever and describe themselves as “The Not-Conservative candidate”?  (Curiously enough, after I’d written this, I saw a TV pundit say something very similar this morning about opposition parties working together to oppose the Conservatives.)

The most interesting thing about the Conservative revolt was that the Plan B vote wasn’t actually that significant but it was a wonderful opportunity for Johnson’s own MPs to show the leader they elected just what they thought of his lying and narcissistic self-satisfaction.  Nor did he do well at PMQs and some of the less sycophantic papers published pictures of him actually snarling in parliament (the more sycophantic papers just used a smaller type-size in the headlines commenting on his failures).

Johnson suffered another blow yesterday evening when Lord (David) Frost resigned from the Cabinet, not because he’s a great loss (which of them would be?) but because he’s yet another who’s realised Johnson is an increasing liability to the party.  Mind you, Frost had also been forced to make concessions over Brexit, leaving the European Court of Justice as the ultimate decision-maker over trade rules in Northern Ireland, and ‘our’ government failed to support his threat to suspend parts of the trade deal he’d previous agreed with the EU.

Johnson now seems to be on a final written warning from his party.  He took responsibility for the byelection disaster but said it was actually the fault of the public (aka voters) and the media for looking at “politics and politicians” instead of the real issues, which encapsulates his problem rather well.

But the UK and Australia have signed a new, post-Brexit trade deal which will allow them to send us their surplus camels in exchange for our criminals, all tariff-free.  At least, that’s what it probably says – I haven’t actually read it.  Anyway, the International Trade Department reckon it will save British households £1 per year on all the Australian products they buy in British shops and could add 0.08% to the UK economy over 15 years.  There’s comforting.  Next, a new trade deal with Tierra del Fuego, sod the two difficult North American countries.

(I wonder if the carbon costs of transporting stuff to and from the antipodes have been factored in.)

While an enquiry has been looking into opening a new coalmine in Britain, Joe Biden chose to auction 80m acres of the Gulf of Mexico for oil and gas drilling, just four days after the UN climate talks.  Donald Trump bought himself a can of Nehi to celebrate.

Since this is Christmas week, let’s finish with some random bits of good news.

On the other side of the world, China, South and North Korea, China and America have agreed “in principle” to formally end the Korean war, in which the fighting finished in 1953.  That’s the good news.  The bad news is that South Korea thinks talks are being impeded by North Korea which has objected to “US hostility” and said this must end before peace can be declared.

I don’t know whether China has any reservations but they may be too busy killing, sorry, re-educating Uighurs to have found time to consider this yet.

Prof Adam Winstock, the founder and director of the Global Drug Survey, an independent research company based in London, reports that a 2021 survey shows there’s been a shift during the pandemic towards recreational drug users microdosing on psychedelics to improve their mental health, either to supplement or replace psychiatric drugs.  (The longer-term effects obviously aren’t yet known.)

Ghislaine Maxwell’s trial continues and she seems to be losing the optimism she had at its start as the prosecution destroys her defence witnesses.  One of them, Cimberley Espinosa, worked from 1996 to 2002 in Jeffrey Epstein’s office in New York.  The prosecution witnesses said nothing had ever happened there and much of their abuse took place in the Palm Beach house he shared with Maxwell.  In cross-examination, the prosecution asked Espinosa if she’d ever been to Palm Beach.  “No,” she replied.  “No further questions” said the prosecution.

Now an epic pome about my troubles for people who can’t read my writing (which often includes me):

‘Tis a week before Christmas, my cards are still on the shelf

The only one to arrive in time will be the one I send to myself.

The actor Susan Sarandon has said ‘I tell my kids the most important thing is to be kind.’

If somebody is kind to you, it doesn’t mean you need to return the kindness to them, just say thank you and, if you want, pick a daisy for them.  Then, when you get the chance, be kind to somebody else.  Spread it around.

Doing voluntary work is always good, especially at Christmas when a lot of people feel especially alone so I hope that, when you’re not working, you have a relaxing time, celebrating whatever you normally celebrate around now.

With love to you all, and hopes for a peaceful new year.