Good news about bookie lookalikes, U-turns, intelligent millionaires and climate action

12 April 2025

Lots of cheering news this week, including that wonderful picture of Donald Trump holding up his tariff board and looking exactly like a bookie on the hill at Epsom on Derby Day.

Amy Coney Barrett, a Republican member of the American Supreme Court has, for the second time in recent months, voted against her Republican colleagues in a ruling against Trump to put justice before politics.  Who’d have guessed she still had the integrity to do that.

Trump did a Liz Truss by imposing a 10% levy on imports from Ukraine and the UK, and 20% on imports from the EU (and 0% on imports from Russia), financial markets worldwide crashed and he was forced into a humiliating U-turn, which just goes to show that if you say “Boo!” to a bully, they’ll chicken out.

Jaguar Land Rover had immediately suspended all further exports of their cars to America, thereby boosting the owners of ones already over there by increasing their second-hand values.

Trump’s tariffs also provided a wonderful excuse for our Labour government to rethink its economic policy and Keir Starmer has said “old assumptions should be discarded” so they can forget their crazy undertaking not to raise taxes.

All over America, there were demonstrations against Trump’s “authoritarian overreach and billionaire-backed agenda” with an estimated 500,000 people taking to the streets in Washington, Florida and about 1,000 other places, including state capitals.

There have even been rumours that Elon Musk will be leaving the Department of Government Efficiency, possibly because people have sussed that he thinks cutting expenditure must automatically improve efficiency.

Both Trump and Musk were started in business with inherited capital but, while Musk has increased his with some successful businesses, Trump has lost a large amount of his inheritance with his unbelievable incompetence in running businesses – remember his casinos were bankrupted, beating the odds that were stacked in his favour by the rules of the games.

Another millionaire who inherited wealth is Abigail Disney, one of my heroes, who has acknowledged she is rich “only because of some quirks in the tax system, some good luck, and some very loving grandparents. But nothing else.”  She has for many years been giving large sums of money away and a member of The Patriotic Millionaires, an American organisation dedicated to changing the system so that its members and others with even more money pay more tax.

Last year, she wrote that “Extreme wealth concentration in the hands of a few oligarchs is a threat to democracy the world over.”  She accepts that instituting a global minimum tax on the very rich will be complex, but not impossible, and she pointed out that, four years ago, 136 OECD countries “joined an accord to enact a 15% global minimum tax on multinational corporations”.  She added that “If we can institute a tax floor for the world’s largest corporations, there is no reason we can’t do the same for the world’s wealthiest individuals”, pointing out that a 2023 survey found that even millionaires in G20 countries support the idea.

More good news over here is that the planning application for a deep coalmine in Whitehaven, Cumbria has been withdrawn after the High Court ruled that the permission granted by Michael Gove when he was in charge was unlawful.  This follows another, earlier decision by the Supreme Court that quashed planning permission for an oil well at Horse Hill in Surrey on the grounds that the impact of burning coal, oil and gas must be included when the climate impact of a proposal must be included.

The Labour government is also proposing to extend restrictions on the burning of peatland which has led to the degradation of 80% of them in England.  They are comparatively uncommon but, when they’re allowed to remain undisturbed, they store huge amounts of carbon – an estimated 3.2 billion tonnes in the UK alone.  The Conservative government started with a small step in the right direction by limiting the burning to areas of ‘deep peat’ (over 40cm deep) in Sites of Special Scientific Interest in conservation areas and some even smaller sites.

Labour’s plans include reducing the definition of deep peat from 40cm to 30cm and would do away with the limitation to conservation areas, increasing protected areas by two thirds to a total of 368,000 hectares, but this still leaves almost half the total area unprotected. 

Needless to say, organisations like the Countryside Alliance are up in arms.  They don’t care about the wildlife, such as adders, toads, and ground-nesting birds, that are killed when land is burnt but they’re horrified that this will restrict the land where otherwise relatively normal people pay a lot of money for the sheer delight of blowing the heads off the grouse that live there bringing up their families.

I have no real problem with somebody shooting something to take home to eat (actually, of course, picking up and eating roadkill avoids the slaughter and is much cheaper, but remember fresh blood is good, maggots aren’t) but shooters don’t even get to keep the birds they killed without paying for them;  and what worries me more is the thought that some people actually get pleasure from killing, and are willing to pay to be allowed to do it.

Still on the subject of corpses, I’m always fascinated by the facial reconstructions of Neanderthals and other people who have been for tens of thousands of years just from a skull that’s been dug up by an archaeologist.  I know pictures are sometimes drawn using similar techniques in attempts to picture the faces of bodies that haven’t yet been identified but I wonder whether any research has been done reconstructing the faces from the skulls of people who’ve died more recently, and of whom there are photographs, to see how accurate they are? 

They’re welcome to use my skull for a test when I’ve finished with it because I find it hard to imagine how they could guess where my wrinkles are from the underlying bone so it would be an interesting test of their system.

US electioneering,UK’s leaders, radioactive peaches and oysters,

14 September 2024

Last week saw the first – and only? – debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump and immediate reactions, even from Fox News, were that Harris had won:  a snap poll by CNN showed 63% for Harris and 37% for Trump.  The Democrats no doubt also benefitted from the contrast between this debate and the earlier skirmish between Trump and Joe Biden, which Biden fluffed so badly.

Another move in Harris’s favour came from Taylor Swift whose AI-generated image had been broadcast by Trump and appeared to show that she and her fans were Trump supporters, and an earlier post that had called her a “childless cat lady”.  Having stayed away from the tussle so far, this brought her into the open and she has now endorsed Harris for president, saying “she is a steady-handed, gifted leader and I believe we can accomplish so much more in this country if we are led by calm and not chaos”. 

She included a picture of herself with one of her cats and signed off as “Childless cat lady”.

Harris succeeded by being well-prepared and leading Trump into his usual, incomprehensible rants about unrelated topics.

It’s a bit like how to reply when somebody is aggressive and swears at you or insults you:  leave a slight pause and ask what they said.  They then repeat it and you say “I thought that’s what you said” and you stop, turn away and walk off, ignoring any attempts they make to amplify the original comment.

One of the ads that pop up on my computer claimed that there are 10 different measures of intelligence.  I naturally didn’t click on it but I did have a vision of Trump getting one answer right in each of the 10 tests and then claiming he scored 10 out of 10, or 100% …

Me, I’d vote for Harris because she’s beautiful, looks intelligent and has an irresistible smile.  My Conservative friend would vote for Trump because he’s not Biden or his protegé.  Aren’t they both great reasons for helping elect a new Commander-in-Chief!

Out in the field, the Republican candidate for the Senate in Montana, a state that could decide which party controls the Senate, is busy rewriting his CV.  Records written at the time show he left the military because of injury, disillusionment over military personnel policies and refusing the offer of a desk job but, on the campaign trail, he’s now claiming to have been “discharged” because of wounds suffered while he was on duty.

Over here, OfCom, which fined Royal Mail £5.6m last year because it failed to deliver 20% of its first class post on time, is now saying they might let Royal Mail off delivering second class mail on Saturdays, reducing the contractual commitments they demanded of Royal Mail when the service was privatised.  This seems stupid since postal workers will still have to do their rounds on Saturdays to deliver first class mail so why not take second class letters as well?

The aim is presumably to reduce staff costs while increasing profits for the owners while, quite coincidentally, its parent company is currently considering an offer (which is subject to a national security review) from the Czech billionaire Daniel Kretinsky.

I no longer understand quite how the Post Office, Royal Mail and Parcelforce are now related.  I stamped an envelope recently and took it into the local post office to add the extra costs of ‘Signed for Delivery’.  We can’t do that, I was told, because the stamp is Royal Mail and getting mail signed for is the Post Office.  Or possibly vice versa

The decision to remove the winter heating payment from people who don’t receive pension credits has been widely criticised and it does appear that it might not have been properly thought through.  One commentator has pointed out that the £1.3bn saved will barely cover 8 weeks’ spending on “the useless HS2 – spending that is set to continue for the next five years”.

They go on to say that Keir Starmer must stop rubbishing the Tories and show how Labour can save “prisons, hospitals, schools and care homes” (something the Tories so disastrously failed to do in 14 years).

On the other side, there seems no great enthusiasm within the parliamentary party for any of the Tories who want to take over from Rishi Sunak (and the rest of us couldn’t give a hoot).

In Japan, they are still facing problems over the removal of 880 tons of extremely dangerous radioactive material that is still in Fukushima after the 2011 earthquake destroyed three of the nuclear plant’s six reactors.  Radiation levels in the debris are still so high that the Tokyo Electric Power Company has had to develop specialised robots to extract a tiny sample for testing.

They’re also promoting food grown in the Fukushima area and Harrods now sells Fukushima peaches (£80 for a box of 3, but that’s Harrods for you).  The peaches are apparently known for their juicy, sweet taste – and possibly because they glow in dark kitchens when night starvation takes you in there for a fruity snack.

Now here’s a confession:  I’ve never liked oysters.  Apart from a feeling of distaste at eating something that’s still alive, twitches when you dribble lemon juice on it and has the consistency of fresh snot, all you can taste is salt (and lemon juice). 

Anyway, conservationists are now employing oysters’ skills at filtering water (an adult oyster can filter 200 litres of water a day) to create oyster reefs which will attract other species to the filtered water and help rebalance the marine ecology.  Thames Water will probably start selling packs of three oysters for £80 because they won’t just taste of oyster but will have the added gustatory subtleties extracted from untreated sewage and retained in their bodies.

The next, obvious step is to do away with all those expensive sewage treatment plants and create oyster beds in the outflow systems.

I’m now going to find a quiet place and lie down for a bit.

LTNs, angry politicians, extremism and kindness

16 March 2024

Recent surveys have shown that the government misjudged public reaction to low traffic neighbourhoods.  Not all have worked as hoped but most of the schemes launched four years ago are still in place, making the government’s pledge to get rid of “anti-car measures” rather stupid.  A recent study commissioned by Rishi Sunak showed that support for LTNs in Birmingham, London, Wigan and York averaged 45%, with only 21% opposing them.  Curiously, this report disappeared into the bowels of Whitehall and only became public after it was leaked.

Israel doesn’t need surveys because Amicai Eliyahu, the Israeli Minister of Heritage, has unilaterally called for the Muslim month of Ramadan (which started last week) to be “wiped out”.  Do we need a clearer example of the gulf between Judaism and Zionism?  Ramadan Kareem to all Muslims everywhere.

The former Conservative Lee Anderson is just as prejudiced, describing a pro-Palestinian march as “an angry baying mob” and adding “This is a murderous, vile, wicked thing that we see on our streets, and the police are doing nothing”, blaming Sadiq Khan, London’s mayor, for demonstrations taking place all over the country.  He also said “In the real world, my parents are watching this on TV every night and they’re disgusted.”  If anyone know this Anderson geezer, perhaps they could get him to tell his parents how to use the off switch, and where the Valium is kept.

Luckily, another nasty piece of work, Michael Gove (yes that Gove, the one who screwed the education systems for an entire generation of hapless children), is taking action against extremism.  Entirely the wrong action but he’s taking action. 

He’s planning to define extremist groups and individuals by their motivations rather than by their actions and is claiming this new definition will tackle the rise of Islamophobia and anti-Semitism in Britain.  This was of course the Gove who described Israel as “a light to the world” at a Conservative Friends of Israel event in 2017 but he’s now defining extremism very widely as anything affecting “the fundamental rights and freedoms of others” or “the UK’s system of liberal parliamentary democracy and democratic rights”. 

Just to cover all bases, he’s included anything that would “intentionally create a permissive environment for others to achieve” either of the above aims but he’s said the policy will be “non-statutory” and he’ll be preparing a list of extremist organisations and individuals, which is even more worrying, and irritating little groups like Stop Oil, Greenpeace and even Black Lives Matter could be included.

Another draconian power to be taken away from the justice system and given to the police whose objectivity is … er … good heavens, is that the time?

Even more worryingly, possibly as part of the government’s commitment to destroying the NHS and transferring its money to private business owners, it now seems they’re defrocking competent medics for their personal beliefs.

Talk about a barss ackwards approach to controlling extremism.

I wouldn’t mind being arrested for doing something (in fact I was once, on a peaceful sit-down CND demonstration a long time ago – fined £1 and given a week to pay since you ask) but I’d object like hell to being arrested for giving money to Greenpeace. 

I’ve always been much more concerned about the competence of a medic than whether they believe that Tommy Robinson is God and the ‘wokerati’ are Satan’s acolytes, or that the climate emergency is going to destroy the world our children will have to live in.  However, Dr Sarah Benn, who was a Birmingham GP, is intelligent enough to worry about this and has become an activist – sorry, ‘extremist’ – and has been arrested and imprisoned several times for trying to draw attention to the coming environmental crisis.

Doctors must tell the General Medical Council if they are charged with or convicted of a criminal offence but Benn went beyond this by telling the GMC and her local NHS employerevery time she was arrested, saying “There is no guidance as to any kind of protest or activist-related stuff by the GMC … but I wanted to be transparent.”

And on to an even nastier piece of work:  Frank Hester, the Conservative party’s biggest donor, who said that looking at Diane Abbott, Britain’s longest-serving black MP, made “you want to hate all black women” and said she “should be shot”.  In a subsequent statement, Hester said he admitted he’d been rude about her but “the criticism had nothing to do with her gender nor colour of skin”.  I worry about people who don’t understand what they say.

According to GBNews, “Senior and well-placed Tories have confirmed to GB News that the Tories are in talks about the additional £5million donation from Frank Hester, in additional (sic) to the £10million which the millionaire businessman gave to the party last year” so he hasn’t even got the entire party onside.  Rishi Sunak called Hester’s remarks “racist and wrong” but has so far refused to return the £15m to Hester, and he’s right not to do so:  the £15m shouldn’t be returned to Hester (for whom it would effectively be tax-free income), it should be given to charities working on feminist and racist issues, perhaps even Black Lives Matter because that would piss Gove off.

Coincidentally, Hester’s software firm has coincidentally been awarded lucrative NHS and prison contracts coincidentally by the government …

The BIG story of the week was that a mother had edited a family photograph before letting anyone see it and caused a tremendous fuss.  Elsewhere, photographers whose pictures have won prizes explain how they took them and how they had subsequently adjusted the images.

But, without doubt, the best story of the week was that Esther Ghey, Brianna’s mother, met Emma Sutton, mother of one of Brianna’s murderers.  “I don’t blame her for what her child has done” Ghey said and the two of them discussed “the challenges of parenting”.  Doesn’t the world need more people like her to demonstrate the power of kindness:  Esther Ghey, I love you.

Paying for votes, far right gains, California leads the way

25 November 2023

The Tory party is now desperate enough to try buying votes with a budget that left next year’s promised pension increase unchanged and eased some of the restrictions on ISAs for rich people with money to spare;  yes, they increased Universal Credits but they also said that shirkers and scroungers who refuse to accept jobs will lose all rights to state benefits including free prescriptions and help with energy bills.  Quite right too.  Why should the rest of us support shirkers like disabled people and people with long-term chronic illnesses and mental health problems and single parents with young children who need jobs to fit round school hours and term time? Let them eat cake. 

The Tories are also boasting about how they’ve recovered almost half what they’ve lost since they’ve been in power and imposed austerity, and that inflation is half its recent peak even though it’s still more than twice their target.  And look at the money they’re saving by not spending money on public services;  I mean, who needs public services anyway when you have spare money to put into ISAs?

So, while we’re celebrating all these brilliant achievements, let’s have an early election to re-elect the Conservatives and they can do it all over again.

But perhaps we should be grateful for small mercies.  It seems that, in a way that makes our own dear Tories seem relatively moderate, the far right is gaining ground in other countries.  In France, Marine le Pen is gaining followers and, in the recent Dutch elections, Geert Wilders’ party, the anti-Islam party PVV, got more votes than any other single party.

Wilders himself looks relatively normal from a distance but, in 2007 (and again in 2008), described the Qur’an as a “fascist book” and has proposed “a head rag tax” of €1,000 on headscarves.  He specifically doesn’t like Moroccans and got a criminal record in 2014 for “unlawful discrimination [by] insulting a group”.  He brought to mind a line from a Richard Thompson song:  “Everybody don’t like something and we all don’t like you”.

In 2015, he argued for a closure of the Dutch borders and said the Dutch parliament was “fake” because it didn’t agree with him.  It remains to be seen whether he can now get enough support from other parties to form a government.

In Argentina, the anti-woke “libertarian” Javier Milei has won a landslide victory in the presidential elections, despite having a hairstyle that comes a close second to Donald Trump’s.  He calls his predecessors “socialist” because they legalised gay marriage and abortion and even threatened to tax the rich.

And, of course, there’s still Trump himself bleating in the shadows, planning to punish anybody who has criticised him (“vermin” as he calls them), when he’s elected next year and to disempower American idiosyncrasies such as democracy and the rule of law, the justice department, the FBI and other federal agencies, leading the country towards total authoritarianism

You’d think these people, especially the Dutch, would remember this has been tried before and that people like Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin and Saddam Hussein are now, I hope, in a secure area of Hell where they have to build walls around themselves that collapse just as they’re trying to fit the capstone.  (Outside their cage, Sisyphus is watching their endlessly fruitless endeavours, thinking “There but for the grace of Satan go I”.)

But we do have our own Scheißmeisters here in England even though they’re rather feebler than the Big Guys. 

At kindergarten level, the Home Secretary, James Cleverly, was accused of dissing Stockton after the Labour MP for Stockton North, Alex Cunningham, asked Rishi Sunak at Wednesday’s PMQs why 34% of children in his constituency were in poverty and Cunningham, who was obviously listening to the answer, heard Cleverly say “Because it’s a shit-hole”.

Cleverly initially said he’d never say that, then someone in his office said “James made a comment.  He called Alex Cunningham a shit MP.  He apologises for unparliamentary language.”

Suitably briefed, Cleverly subsequently apologised for using “unparliamentary” language about another MP.

Oh please!  Nobody with an IQ greater than their age would have said that one in three children are suffering because their constituency’s got a shit MP.  All he achieved by trying to cover his back was to lose a lot of votes in Stockton for the Conservatives.

Why couldn’t he just say “It was meant as a joke but it was totally tasteless, and I’m sorry”?  Why can’t more people just fess up and apologise?

In eastern Missouri, a committee in the St Charles city-county library system has plumbed similar self-defeating depths of stupidity by banning the book Bang Like a Porn Star: Sex Tips from the Pros, thereby giving worldwide publicity to a book about sexuality and sexual health for gay men which the committee thinks is unsuitable.

Better news came from the town of Tracy, California where the first commercial direct air capture plant opened last week.  It uses limestone, apparently the second most common mineral in the earth’s crust (after silicon dioxide, SiO2, which is most commonly found in sand and quartz), to absorb carbon from the air.  The limestone is heated to 899oC (1,650oF) when it breaks down into carbon dioxide and calcium oxide.  The carbon dioxide is locked up again in concrete that can be used in construction while the calcium oxide is in the form of a grey powder which is sprayed with water and then absorbs carbon from the air.

Also in California, there are more than 100 projects using state-funded solar panels which will, by 2030, produce enough power for 150,000 tenant families in low-income rental buildings across the state.  Over here, we’re still reducing stocks of council housing by letting tenants buy them so they can move and rent them out to councils at twice what they were paying.

The bad news for those of us wanting to go into space is that studies of astronauts’ physical condition after spending some time in space have shown that, in addition to wasting muscles, thinner bones and increased risk of getting cancer, the men may be more prone to erectile dysfunction so, when we colonise the moon, we’ll have to send out a new bunch of men every generation.

The quote of the week came from Professor Sir Chris Whitty at the Covid enquiry when he was asked if he had seen the then prime minister as indecisive or chaotic and said “I think that the way Mr Johnson took decisions was unique to him.”  How exquisitely phrased.

Vandalism, voting problems, misogynists, centenarians and the NFT bubble

30 September 2023

As all Robin Hood / Kevin Costner fans will know, the most famous section of Hadrian’s Wall is known as sycamore gap, famously visited by Costner and Morgan Freeman on their way from Dover to the Buckinghamshire version of Sherwood Forest (no, me neither) in the film Robin Hood Prince of Thieves.

Until a couple of days ago, a mature, lone sycamore tree thought to be some 300 years old stood by a dip in the wall and attracted a surprising number of visitors every year to the area (including a couple of teenagers and me some years ago).  Last week, it was cut down with chainsaw by somebody who didn’t know enough about tree-felling to get it to fall away from the wall rather than on top of it.  The police now have 16-year old boy in custody for questioning.

What a sad and utterly pointless act of vandalism.  More to the point, what is it in his upbringing that caused him (and others committing similar crimes) to carry out such wanton destruction?

Perhaps it’s part of Rishi Sunak’s plan to row back on his commitment to reduce carbon emissions by felling trees instead of planting them, along with preferring deep sea oil wells to power generated from offshore windfarms.  The latter failure was confirmed when a recent auction of contracts to supply ‘clean’ energy from windfarms for 15 years at a fixed price was shunned by all potential bidders because they thought the set price was too low for them to make a profit.  The future of the planet 0, capitalism 10.

Sunak has also recently said that the costs of HS2 are going to rigorously reassessed and has repeatedly refused to deny that the extension to Manchester may be axed.  This would be less surprising if it hadn’t all come to light immediately before the Conservative party conference that’s being held in … Manchester. You would have thought Sunak he might have anticipated a reaction.

Many of the original proposals have already been scrapped although phase 2a, from Manchester to Crewe is enshrined in law but, with a possible change of government on the horizon, even this extension is far from guaranteed.  It’s almost as if Sunak has given up and is intentionally throwing away the next election so Labour will have to turn off the fan and scrape Tory shit off the walls while the Tories can blame them for the mess.

On which subject, my greatest worry is that the opposition parties will split the anti-Conservative vote and let the buggers back in again.  Why don’t all the non-Tory parties negotiate the principles of a power-sharing coalition and agree, constituency by constituency, which of them has the best chance of beating the Tory candidate and then leave just the chosen one to do all the canvassing and hustings.  The others needn’t betray their principles by voting against their party – they could just fail to vote.

Perhaps this would open the door to a proportional representation electoral system by showing the value of a balanced parliament?  All we have to do is to cure the people who think MPs are important people rather than just voices for their constituencies …

There is good news on the political front now that GB News has suspended Dan Wootton and Laurence Fox for misogynistic comments were made on Wootton’s show.  (Wootton has also been fired by MailOnline where he had been a columnist.) 

What’s the problem?  Two old men well past their prime ignoring some perfectly valid comments made by the political journalist Ava Evans about men’s mental health and instead discussing whether they’d want to “shag” her, like two workmen in a hole in the road saying “I wouldn’t mind getting my leg over that” as a pair of female legs walks past them.  All perfectly natural for that sort of man.  Except there’s only a very fine line between men who think like this and rapists.

This inevitably reminds me that the next president of the United States could be a man who a court has judged to be a rapist, and has been fined about $5m after being found guilty of defamation and sexual abuse, and is now facing a second defamation trial over his comments after the first one.

And, in a civil lawsuit, Donald Trump has been found to have committed fraud for a decade by inflating the value of his assets and lying about his net worth while building up his business.  He’s also previously been fined $110,000 for failing to comply with Court deadlines;  and he still faces 91 criminal charges under four indictments, for hush-money payments to an adult movie star, illegal retention of classified information, and election subversion at the federal and state levels.

Happier news is that, earlier this month, the Office for National Statistics released some figures from the 2021 census results on the longevity of people in England and Wales.  The local authority area with the highest number of centenarians was East Devon, with 64 of every 100,000 people living to be 100, closely followed by Arun with 59, and New Forest with 57 and, of the top 10, nine were in coastal areas in the south of England.  North / south divide – pah!

As you would expect from the fact that women’s life expectancy is greater than men’s, more centenarians are female so were more likely to be widowed (86.7%) compared with men (70.4%).

Overall, the UK as the 9th country for the number of centenarians, with Japan coming top with 106 of them per 100,000 population.

Another interesting survey made the news this week:  the website deppGambl has “scoured the web to bring you the most up-to-date, unbiased and reliable information, following a set of strict rating guidelines when reviewing crypto gambling sites, crypto games and other crypto projects.”  One of its more recent findings is that 95% of the 73,000 non-fungible tokens studied are now of “no practical use or value”.  Despite the disinclination of those of use who prefer investments we can funge, the NFT market peaked at $22bn two years ago and I’d guess some of the few people who gained from the collapse were the owners of deppGambl.

Some useless information*

2 September 2023

A study of 2,350 children (published in the Journal of Psycholinguistic Research) found that 34% of children became good readers with ‘normal’ schooling but twice as many (70%) became good readers after being exposed to 30 minutes a week of subtitled broadcasting (Hindi film songs in this experiment).

Warning:  if you tend to squeamishness, skip this paragraph and the next one.  An Australian woman was admitted to hospital in January 2021 after suffering three weeks of abdominal pain and diarrhoea, followed by a constant dry cough, fever and night sweats.  By 2022, her symptoms had worsened and included forgetfulness and depression and an MRI scan of her head showed abnormalities that a neurosurgeon thought required surgery.  She was admitted to Canberra hospital and they cut a hole in her skull and poked around, only to find a live roundworm wriggling around in her brain tissue.

Being surgeons rather than parasitologists, they consulted an expert who identified it as Ophidascaris robertsi,a roundworm usually found in pythons, who said this was the first time one had been found in a human.

Incidentally, patients whose operations are carried out by a woman are less likely to suffer from post-operative complications.  Doctors in Canada and Sweden reviewed more than 1m patient records from two separate medical registers and discovered that, 90 days after the operation, 12.5% of female surgeons’ patients suffered “adverse post-operative events” while 13.9% (10% more) patients whose operation had been carried out by a male surgeon had problems.  After a year, the men’s patients were 25% more likely to have suffered than women’s.  (I don’t know if they analysed the results by the patients’ gender.)

France is to ban girls in state schools from wearing abayas, the style of long, flowing dresses worn by some Muslim women, because they aren’t in keeping with the French principle of secularism (laïcité).  When I heard this, I wondered if they also refuse to allow orthodox Jewish pupils from wearing a yarmulke on the grounds that “When you walk into a classroom, you shouldn’t be able to identify the pupils’ religion just by looking at them.” Sounds like dangerous territory to me.

To many people’s disappointment, the two biggest British political parties seem to be drawing closer together.  We’re used to the right wanting to keep workers’ wages low so capitalists can get richer, while the left wants to pay workers more and take money from the rich.   However, this over-simplified differentiation goes to the wall as general elections approach and politicians will say whatever they think is most likely to get them elected.

Many people were therefore disappointed last week when Rachel Reeves, the Labour shadow chancellor, ruled out a wealth tax if Labour is elected at next year’s election.  We now await the Conservative party’s promise to tax the rich and increase state benefits.

One of the greater hazards of modern life is dust (small d, nothing to do with Philip Pullman).  Dust is basically just small bits of stuff that floats around in the air and settles on any flattish surface, especially (I’m told) on the top of books, and the piano, where it remains until somebody decides to spread it around with a duster.  This allows it to float free until it settles back on the tops of books and the piano, or in people’s lungs where it can aggravate conditions like asthma and other chronic lung diseases.

Dust may be particles of loose skin, or dried earth, or molecules that have wafted off something we can identify, making us think food smells particularly good, or not breathing in the bathroom.  (Does anybody else think that hot brake pads on braking trains smell a bit like chrysanthemums?)

In cars and lorries and trains, it’s more of a problem.  Some of us remember when petrol contained lead and added a certain je ne sais quoi to roadside blackberries but that was banned and we all know of the dangers of the particulates emitted by diesel engines. 

So we’re now being encouraged to switch to electric cars which reduce exhaust emissions although but tend to produce more road dust.  They do reduce brake dust by an estimated 75% but they create more tyre dust and road wear and raise more of the dust already on the road because they are generally heavier than cars with internal combustion engines;  and road dust is a major source of the ubiquitous microplastics that are found everywhere, even in the benthic zones of the Marianas Trench.

And what will happen to the batteries when they wear out.  Are we just hoping that we’ll be able to extract the small quantities of precious metals and recycle all the plastics and other chemicals? 

While I’m muttering about pollution, weren’t we all surprised when Michael Gove pandered to impoverished property developers by removing the rules that stop them building on certain hitherto protected land such as green belt, flood plains, AONBs and other areas of environmental value; and relaxing the rules limiting chemical and farm pollution of waterways. (“They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.”)

America’s heatwave has been causing unprecedented problems in Arizona with doctors having to treat severe contact burns suffered when people have fallen in the street.  The trouble is not just that concrete, paving slabs and rock are at the ambient temperature, which has been around 45oC, but asphalt is hotter still so road surfaces can reach 80oC.  Frying eggs on it is not recommended unless you like them garnished with dust.

A couple of days ago, one of those irritating little pop-ups at the bottom of my screen said “Amazing discovery on moon’s surface”. Aha, I thought, that sounds interesting, I’ll look at that when I’ve finished what I’m doing but, when I tried to get back to it, it had gone.  One of my readers will be convinced I was hallucinating and invented it but it did start the old imagination ticking over.  What could it have been?  A half-full packet of Woodbines cigarettes, Rosebud, Hitler’s moustache or even, wait for it, dust?

*          Supposed to fire your imagination (if you’re a Rolling Stones fan)

Biased facts, money management, green energy, HS2 and revenge killings

15 October 2022

Isn’t it strange how people who don’t hold the same views as you think anything you say is biased and counter them with their own biased views that they present as irrefutable facts?

John Cleese, the former comedian, has claimed he’d be immediately cancelled or censored by the BBC for saying what he then said, at some length, in a live, unedited broadcast interview on … er … the BBC.  Now he’s off to present a programme on GB News whose new chairman, Alan McCormick, dismisses the threat of climate breakdown and has claimed there is “no scientific proof” that humans have caused the climate emergency.

This insistence on believing what you want to in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary is behind the refusal of some Americans to admit that Donald Trump lost the presidency in 2020.  None of the facts suggest there’s any truth in this but Trump himself obviously encourages followers of his cult to believe that it’s the others who are wrong.

There must be the same sort of feeling over here after our new leaders, with less than a month’s experience in their posts, shocked the diehard Tory faithful by announcing an uncosted not-budget that was so idiotic not even Boris Johnson had thought of it.

The good news is that we are now seeing a succession of U-turns with a ‘not a windfall tax’ being imposed on energy companies by plans to cap their income on a cost-plus basis, possibly reversing the plan to link benefits to earnings rather than the cost of living, and there’s even talk of reversing the proposal to cut corporation tax (which brought Kwasi Kwarteng scuttling back from an International Monetary Fund gathering in Washington DC to be fired and replaced by the 4th chancellor in 4 months). 

Liz Truss said yesterday that they’d just underestimated international money markets’ reactions and she wouldn’t resign, leaving us to believe (a) she hadn’t supported Kwarteng’s not-budget but she’d let him go ahead anyway so the buck stopped with him rather than her and (b) she’ll be gone by Monday because there are no U’s left to turn. 

While this was all going on, Thérèse Coffey, the health secretary, was believed to be about to break a pledge to tackle smoking and its related health problems by raising the legal age to buy tobacco, licensing sellers, allocating extra money to discourage smokers, and possibly imposing levies on tobacco companies.  Guess whether she’s reported to be a smoker.

And Jacob Rees-Mogg is now the UK secretary of state for business, energy and industrial strategy.  He’s the man who’s admitted he was wrong to lie down on the government benches and, more recently gave us 7 months of total silence as Minister of State for Brexit Opportunities and Government Efficiency while the public accounts committee report, Regulating After EU Exit, reported that, almost two years after the UK Brexited, there are still shortages of vets, toxicologists, lawyers and economists.  (Perhaps the last three were intended as a joke.)

In his new job, he’s said that, while he’s not an admirer of Extinction Rebellion, he is in favour of a net zero future based on green energy and will accelerate the creation of more onshore and offshore wind farms.   However, he thinks it’d be “unconservative” to tell farmers how they should use their land but might realise he hasn’t thought this through when fields of cannabis plants and opium poppies appear in Kent, Peak District farmers build new towns and Devon woods and moorland are dug up and used as landfill sites.

In a similarly eccentric way, the new environment secretary Ranil Jayawardena thinks putting solar panels in fields will impede his programme of agricultural growth and increased food production (we’re apparently different from other countries where stock and crops thrive under raised panels which provide shade from the sun and shelter from the rain).  He’s asked for the assessment of the “best and most versatile” land to be rethought.  Land is currently graded from 1 to 5 and he wants 3a and 3b to be combined.  This just proves my theory that if you ask people to grade anything on a scale of 1 to 3, or 1 to 5, or 1 to 10, somebody will always mark something down by half a point.

Thursday’s headlines were fascinating:

  • “Truss faces mounting Tory pressure to rewrite unfunded tax-cut plans” (FT)
  • “Truss faces new peril as Tories go on the attack over economy” (Guardian)
  • “King Charles III’s Coronation: Row looms over crown for Camilla, Queen Consort” (Telegraph).

By this morning, even the Daily Telegraph couldn’t avoid the issue any more and the headlines were:

  • “Truss sacks Kwarteng in bid to save premiership” (FT)
  •  “A day of chaos” (Guardian)
  • “Truss clings to power after axing Kwarteng” (Telegraph).

The government’s reputation internationally was neatly summarised by the Washington Post who said “Truss … is still in office, but no longer in power”.

On the other side of the house, former shadow minister Sam Tarry has been removed from his seat by Labour members in his South Ilford constituency who voted instead to select the leader of Redbridge council, Jas Athwal, on Monday night.  Tarry’s sin was (according to an official Labour party comment) to say things that weren’t party policy in interviews when he joined a picket line in support of RMT workers.

Tarry is reportedly “in a relationship” with Angela Rayner, Labour’s deputy leader, which somehow doesn’t seem relevant.  Nor does the even more worrying implication that Labour ministers and MPs can only publicly spout stuff that’s “party policy” and aren’t allowed to have personal views that may be different.  Aren’t both Labour and the Conservatives supposed to be ‘broad churches’?  Don’t we tend to get better decisions from groups of people with different beliefs? 

At least Jeremy Hunt, this month’s chancellor of the exchequer, says changes need to be made and, after yet another broadcaster mispronounced his name, made a joke about it without getting upset; still, he must have got used to it over the years. 

Why not look again at HS2, whose lines seem to get shorter and have become more expensive and more delayed every time I look at it?  Lord (Tony) Berkeley left the government’s Oakervee review to write a dissenting account, saying that £147bn could be saved if the project were stopped now and a further £8bn could be recovered by shedding land it acquired for the project.

And in Ukraine, “the battle continued on” (from the final line of Suzanne Vega’s ‘The Queen and the Soldier’, one of the best anti-war stories ever sung). After Vladimir Putin’s new bridge between Crimea and Russia was damaged in an explosion, Putin assumed Ukraine did it and responded with murderous rocket attacks on Ukrainian civilians, saying “To leave such acts without a response is simply impossible.” 

Impossible?  Why?  Wouldn’t it have been better to accept it as collateral damage in a self-inflicted war and leave innocent civilians alive? 

Funeral feathers, medals, nuclear war, UK money, Trump admits theft

25 September 2022

The Queen’s funeral on Monday was attended by some 500 heads of state – foreign presidents, kings, queens and prime ministers – whose security was provided by 10,000 police who, as a mark of respect, stopped catching criminals for the day.

I didn’t watch it but my wife did so I saw odd bits as I passed and was riveted by one soldier’s problem with a swan feather dangling from his hat and tickling his face.  Knowing he couldn’t move, he twitched his head very slightly in an attempt to shift it but finally gave up and blew so some feathers wafted gently up into the air before settling down again.

Just as normal people don’t, I found myself thinking that if Putin exploded a nuclear device on the funeral, he’d also destroy the Palace of Westminster, New Scotland Yard and much of Whitehall.  He’d then be able to invade the UK in a rubber dinghy but he’d have to remember to get a London Bridge train because Victoria station would probably have been damaged by the blast.

At the time, I was puzzled to see the youngest royal grandchild, who is 14, wearing two medals.  How can a 14-year old have done anything that earns a medal?  My wife suggested he might have been in the Scouts and got one for rubbing two sticks together;  I thought he might have got the other for swimming a complete length of the school pool. 

After imagining Putin nuking London, I tried to think what it must be like to be a civilian in, say, eastern Ukraine, when it’s suddenly taken over by a foreign power.  One such was a teacher who was told to teach Moscow’s censored curriculum and had to choose whether to go along with it or to leave, abandoning her pupils’ futures to the mercy of the Russian occupiers.  She chose to leave and left carrying a pot plant and a bag of poems after 25 years’ service. 

I wonder what I’d have done.  My life isn’t terribly important to me (though I’d like to do a lot of sorting before I die) but I like to think I’d stick to my principles and explain both sides of the question to the children, even if I then got ‘disappeared’. 

Meanwhile, our new prime minister’s attempting to change everything, only some of which needs changing, but Liz Truss is sticking with her belief in the ‘trickle-down’ theory regardless.

This theory was postulated in the 1980s by one of Ronald Reagan’s advisers, Arthur Laffer, and suggests that reducing taxes on corporations and people who are already rich will encourage more investment and everyone will benefit as the economy grows.  So rich Brits trousering £1m a year will now be an estimated £55,000 a year* better off and will immediately reinvest this in their businesses to create more jobs for poorer people and the economy as a whole will grow and we’ll all benefit and we’ll have fairies at the bottom of our garden.

The theory has since been comprehensively rubbished by various experts, including the International Monetary Fund in a 2015 assessment which concluded that increasing the income of the top 20% results in lower growth and “when the richer get richer, benefits do not trickle down” so countries’ policies “should focus on raising the income of the poor, and ensuring there is no hollowing out of the middle class”.

Laffer himself has since accepted that it only works when tax rates are high, which he described as over 50%, and that lowering tax rates when they’re already below 50% actually increases budget deficits. 

Even Joe Biden has said he’s “sick and tired” of people who believe that ‘trickle-down’ economics works, which doesn’t bode well for a UK free trade agreement with America (even Liz Truss herself has already admitted this’ll take years to agree). 

What happened to “levelling up” anyway?  It’s obviously oxymoronic and means “evening-out”, which is the only way to balance the distribution of wealth, but this doesn’t have the same vote-catching ring to it.  Besides, it would definitely upset those getting paid most who, quite coincidentally, tend to be those who vote for and give lots of money to the Conservative party because they believe in making the rich richer and only tossing pennies at the poor.  Er …

There’s something unusual about the way Truss moves (and speaks).  A photograph of her shaking hands with Emmanuel Macron caught my eye because she was turned about 45o away from him.  Normal people face each other when shaking hands. 

But hey, let’s give them a chance:  Truss used to be an accountant and, in the first leadership ballot, 264 of 314 of her own MPs didn’t want her as prime minister.  Her business and energy secretary doesn’t understand geology and her chancellor hasn’t heard of the Micawber Principle.  In her campaign, she promised that fracking would only happen with local approval but it now seems that local decisions will be over-ruled by governmental diktat.  She also promised more financial help for adult social care (we’re waiting with unbated breath). 

Friday saw a not-budget (experts only check the numbers in real budgets) in which Kwasi Kwarteng supported the wealthy by cutting taxes and removing the cap on bankers’ bonuses, and borrowing an extra £400bn at ever-increasing interest rates to fund this rather than imposing a windfall tax on windfall profits.  Even the staunchest Conservatives described it as a high-risk budget and markets reacted by marking sterling down to its lowest level against the US dollar in 37 years so a pound now only costs just over a dollar.  This makes sterling very cheap for money launderers who will rush to secure London’s reputation as the premier European centre for money laundering.

Our wildlife and countryside have also been threatened with new, feebler planning rules and, if there was any mention of more money for education and the NHS, I missed it.

While we’re running out of money, Vladimir Putin is running out of soldiers and thousands of Russians are fleeing the country before their call-up papers arrive.  He’s also threatened a nuclear attack but Truss has already said she’d be prepared to respond in kind so that’s alright.

Donald Trump has tested a new defence against some of the accusations making it increasingly likely he won’t be able to stand for president in 2024.  In an interview with Fox News, he defended the recovery of classified papers from his Florida home by saying “as I understand it, if you’re the president of the United States, you can declassify just by saying it’s declassified, even by thinking about it.”  Explains a lot about him and, in passing, admits he stole classified papers.

The other loonies on the right, the Proud Boys, now have a 23-page manifesto with a section telling people how to carry out violent attacks and then cover their tracks.  I still think their name makes them sound like a fun LGBT+ group, but perhaps that’s their intention (aw, look at the great butch sweeties).

Not to be outdone, the loonies on the left had a hit this week when they claimed that some of the classified papers Trump stole from the White House were buried with his ex-wife on his New Jersey golf course.

Is the world getting weirder or is it just my imagination?

*          The UK’s median income from full-time work is £26,000 pa, less than half the extra people already being given £1,000,000 pa will get.

Wealth distribution, the Robin Hood Solution, FatCat awards and a kindness

22 May 2022

Half of England is owned by less than 1% of the people who live here.  If the land were distributed equally between us, everybody would have an acre (0.4 hectares) to themselves.

Of course this is oversimplistic since not everybody would want to live in Much Piddling in the Marsh, or on top of Scafell Pike, but it does show just how unbalanced life has become.

North of the border, a study by the Scottish Land Commission found that 4.2m acres (1.7m hectares) has just 87 owners and that another 6m acres (2.4m hectares) was owned by 1,038 owners, including ‘OK’ owners such as the National Trust for Scotland (a charity) and Scottish government bodies.

Three of the largest landowners in Scotland are the Danish clothing billionaire, Anders Povlsen, and his wife Anne, the Duke of Buccleuch (pronounced B’kloo and not like somebody trying to be sick, but I’m sure you knew that) and the Church of … er …  England.  The Povlsens are re-wilding their land and invest a lot in facilities for local communities.

The C of E and Buccleuch both see land as an investment and the Church has converted large areas of farmland into commercial conifer plantations that make money for them and sterilise the land underneath.  Buccleuch is selling a large parcel of grouse moor in Dumfries and Galloway and is asking an extremely high price for hills with lots of SSSI restrictions that can’t be covered with large forests or windfarms.  A community project, the Langholme Initiative, would like to buy the land to conserve its wildlife, woodland and peatlands but is having difficulty raising the money Buccleuch wants.

Sadly, rather than working together towards some sort of joint enterprise, the Buccleuch estate has said “We are a rural business and any sale of any property goes to reinvesting in other projects which create jobs and helps the rural economy”, the clear implication being that their “business” of helping the rural economy (i.e.  making money for the Duke and his family) would be hampered by the involvement of an actual local community-based project whose aim is to “restore globally important peatlands and ancient woods, establish new native woodlands and ensure a vital haven for iconic wildlife” on the estate.

We’re seeing the same imbalance in government with the government trying to concentrate more and more power in the hands of the unqualified and unworthy few.

We’re seeing them propose that politicians should be able to over-rule the Supreme Court of judges with vast legal knowledge and experience. We’re seeing them criminalising peaceful demonstrations.  We’re seeing Priti Patel, the home secretary, trying to interfere in local policing.  We’re seeing Rishi Sunak, chancellor of the exchequer, and his wife appear in the Sunday Times ‘rich list’. And we’re seeing Boris Johnson propose “levelling up”.  I can’t see how they can possibly begin to understand how poor some people are, and how they really do have to choose between heating and eating, and that some actually can’t afford to do either.

In any event, “levelling up” is, of course, an oxymoron and can never be achieved.  Since the Conservatives would never talk about ‘levelling down’ it’s just one of those meaningless phrases that are so useful for people who are too stupid to put action before words.  Think about it.  When everybody has been levelled up, we’d all be worth the same as the Sunaks and there’d be nothing to spend the money on because nobody would have to work or do Brexit-inspired paperwork.

Here’s a practical and workable alternative:  the Robin Hood Solution.

Charles Dickens had Micawber say “Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen and six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds nought and six, result misery.”  This is, course true for individuals at a personal level but, at some point, it got extrapolated to national levels and Maggie Thatcher, born of small shopkeeper stock, had it engraved on her heart.  Because she got a 2 for 1 offer, she had it written on George Osborne’s heart as well, and look at the damage they both did.

The proof can be seen in the Conservatives’ belief that people shouldn’t ask for pay rises while the cost of living overtakes and drowns them.  (This naturally doesn’t apply to people who effectively decide for themselves what they’ll be paid – see this week’s FatCat awards below.)

Rishi Sunak briefly saw the light as the coronavirus pandemic started:  “whatever it takes,” he said and poured billions into anti-virus efforts.  Good for him.  But he (and most politicians on both sides of the house) still cling to the belief that countries must balance their books.

We have to get things in proportion and accept that giving billions away in an economy worth trillions is irrelevant.

It’s not helped by the UK’s tax system having become utterly unfit for purpose.  For the sake of simplicity, let’s just take income tax and keep the existing structure so the change could be made very quickly.  Here’s a suggestion:

  • link the personal allowance (the amount everyone can get before they pay any tax) to the national living wage – just over £18,000 as I write – which would take a lot of people out of the tax system entirely
  • if their income (from all sources) is more than this, their tax rate would on the next tranche as their income increased (a principle that’s already established), perhaps as follows:
    • up to £18,000: no tax payable
    • £18,000 – £30,000:  10%
    • £30,000 – £50,000:  20%
    • £50,000 – £150,000:  40%
    • £150,000 – £250,000:  60%
    • then further increases up to £500,000 when a top rate of 120% would apply.

These suggested bands would result in people getting less than £30,000 paying less tax, those getting £30,000-£150,000 would pay the same, and those getting more than £150,000 paying more. 

The most important thing is the top rate, which should be more than 100%.  The principle is obvious:  anybody getting more than £500,000 would have to pay the excess straight back to HMRC and top it up from their personal capital, which wouldn’t half make big businesses think.

For example, using these figures, somebody with income of £145,000 would take home £42,800 while somebody with income of £155,000 would take home £40,800, £2,000 less.

(Income from overseas could be taxed in full at UK rates and the people concerned would be allowed to reclaim any tax paid twice from the other countries – there’s generous!)

National Insurance rates, benefits in kind, pensions and VAT could be similarly rethought, but this would be a start.

Windfall taxes would be imposed automatically on all companies who rip off their customers rather than return windfall (unearned) profits to them (which, according to The Times, our government has described as ‘ideologically unconservative’).

Think of higher education which is increasingly available only to students whose families can afford it and students graduate believing it’s OK to have debts (on which some of them are soon likely to be paying 12% interest!)   If the only criterion were ability, we would get better quality graduates and we wouldn’t end up with the cabinet we now have …

The money raised would of course be used to restore state funding for public services such as the NHS, education, local authorities, police, state benefits and social care and housing* back to the updated value of what they got in 2010. 

Which inevitably leads to this week’s Fat Cat / Greedy Pig awards which go to Ben van Beurden, chief executive of Shell, who was given £13.5m;  Simon Wolfson, Next’s chief executive (£4.4m);  and Andy Hornby, chief executive of the Restaurant Group (£1.2m, up from £518,000 in the previous year if the AGM approves it next week).

And finally, some kindness.  In 1999, a 12-year old and her 17-year old sister were on a flight to America, both of them refugees fleeing from the war-torn former Yugoslavia, when a woman gave them an envelope and made them promise not to open it till they were on the ground again.  Inside was a pair of earrings, a $100 bill and a short note, just signed Tracy.

The girl kept the envelope and has spent the last decade trying to find Tracy to say thank you and tell her what a difference it made to them, and how it’s still shaping their lives 23 years on.

*          Can anybody explain to me how a government that accepts the need for more social and ”affordable” housing reconciles this with their plans to reduce social and ”affordable” housing stock by selling it to occupiers at discounted prices?

English society’s development, threats to democracy, golden visas and the Queen

24 April 2022

In ancient times, nomadic peoples didn’t own land;  they considered it one of the great god Ug’s gifts to humanity, like the air they breathed.  As the aeons passed, some got fed up with all the packing involved before the next move so they started building permanent shelters and staying put.

Some would even go so far as to keep strangers off their patch so the men could practise using their latest weapons while the women stayed behind and invented fire and the wheel.  Later, people would start fighting each other in earnest and, as the winners started to think they were more important than the losers, they decided this gave them the right to steal things from other people and the ‘ownership’ of land was invented.

Later still, the people who ‘owned’ land would take over land occupied by ‘lesser’ people, chuck the original occupants out and fence it off.  Then they invented monarchs and hierarchies of sycophants to surround them, giving some of them titles like Duke and Count and Marquis and Earl, and some bright spark invented tax so poor people had to start paying tithes to rich people for the right to stay on the land they’d thought was theirs anyway.

Then they invented politics which allowed monarchs to be removed and their sycophants replaced and estates would be ‘transferred’ to the new people.  So the ‘ownership’ changed from time to time but ultimately settled down and their descendants kept the lands that had originally been stolen by the self-styled ‘aristocracy’ (originally the rule of the nobility, or best!)  Despite countless examples that prove personal qualities are rarely inherited, the money that went with these ill-gotten gains did pass to the next generations by male primogeniture, which kept the estates together, and the second sons went into the church (the gels married chaps with similar bloodlines and had affairs with the gardener);  so we still have people with inherited titles who have done nothing to earn them living in land stolen from peasants by their ancestors.

Nevertheless, these people continued to act as if they were entitled to own land and, according to the National Office of Statistics* 99.999998% of the population thought they ‘owned’ 99.999998% of the land and they had the right to ‘transport’ peasants who ventured onto them to Australia where many of the aboriginal people were nomadic and didn’t believe land (or air) so they got their revenge (on the wrong people but who cares) by enclosing land for themselves and importing rabbits and cane toads.

In 1932, 90 years ago today, a large group of walkers demonstrated against this ‘dog in the manger’ approach with a mass trespass on Kinder Scout, Derbyshire’s highest point.  The police made six token arrests but the demonstration ultimately led to the designation of ‘the Peak District’, England’s first national park.

At lunchtime today, another bunch of protestors was due to swim in the Kinder reservoir to publicise ongoing disputes about the right of access to some rivers and inland bodies of water, claiming we should all have the right of access to open water. 

Elsewhere, of course, privatised water companies, whose aim is to make a profit rather than provide a service, spent some 3 million hours releasing raw sewage into English rivers and coastal waters in 2021.  If one slips in the wrong place when close to open water, one can now very easily fall between two stools.

England did recently think briefly about giving us peasants the ‘right to roam’ over open land ‘owned’ privately but the proposal to allow this was squashed by a government elected by people who thought countryside should be private and managed for profit, trespassers should be shot and the air they breathed should be taxed, if only they could work out how to do it, all so the nobs (knobs?) can continue to fish for “trite” in private streams and poison raptors on land where pheasants have been bred for sadists to shoot since it became illegal to shoot peasants.

After a white-tailed sea eagle was recently found poisoned, the unfinished investigation was suddenly closed and the Dorset rural wildlife and heritage crime police team was renamed the Dorset rural crime team.  PC Claire Dinsdale, the team leader, who had received the Queen’s police medal for her work on wildlife crime, suddenly went on leave and it’s believed she will no longer be a leader in that team when she returns.

Dorset police tried to justify the change by saying it was to “reflect the broader work we are undertaking to ensure we provide exceptional local policing to our rural communities” blah blah blah.  Utter bollocks.

Also this weekend, a cross-party committee of the House of Lords is trying to delete some clauses in the elections bill which they believe would reduce the independence of the Electoral Commission and allow political interference in the conduct of elections.  Taken with the government’s unlawful prorogation of parliament last year and ongoing attempts to allow the government to overrule the courts, it’s clear that the concentration of all power in the centre is increasing fast – Russia eat your heart out, England’s trying to get there using its constitutional powers.  Which means there’s something wrong with its constitutional powers …

“This country deserves better from its prime minister,” said Boris Johnson this week as he attempted an apology for Partygate.  Sadly, he omitted the next line which would have said “and I’m going to resign so it can find a better one”.  He said this just before Downing Street was forced to deny that he had not received another fixed penalty notice after the police said they wouldn’t release the names of any more offenders until after the forthcoming elections, which clearly implies that some senior ministers have had one.

Oliver Dowden, chairman of the Conservative Party, said this morning that replacing Boris Johnson now “would not be in the national** interest” and would lead to “instability and uncertainty”.  I was much comforted to hear that what we’re living through at the moment is a period of stability and certainty.

The archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby’s Easter Sunday address included criticism of the cruel scheme to send people applying for sanctuary in the UK to Rwanda. The scheme “must stand the judgment of God – and it cannot” he said, adding “We don’t need to build more barriers and cower in the darkness of the shadows they create.”

Nicely put, guv. 

Sadly, Jacob Rees-Mogg, the minister for Brexit opportunities and a left-footer, thought he knew better and was able to put us right, claiming that the Church of England’s most senior clergyman “misunderstands” the policy.

After tweeting “Christ is risen, Alleluia. He is risen indeed, Alleluia, Alleluia” over the Easter weekend he then supported the Rwanda fiasco by saying it’s “almost an Easter story of redemption,” adding that the UK is “providing an opportunity to Rwanda” so the government’s policy “must be a good thing”, to which the cook and writer Jack Monroe immediately responded “Jesus would have flipped the table and driven you out of the temple.”  I’m with her.

I didn’t know till very recently that the UK offers a “golden visa” to people with at least £2m in investment funds and a UK bank account, which grants them the right of residence in the UK and that, before 2018, few checks were made on where the money had originally come from – no wonder London became known as one of the world’s best centres for money-laundering.

At least 10 of these immigrants are now subject to the new sanctions against Russian oligarchs so, basically, the Home Office allowed people to buy the right to stay here with dirty money while shoving indigent migrants seeking a new life back into the Channel to drown.

Priti Patel might of course be hoping that some good footballers will wash up on Alderney where they can join the Alderney football team which annually plays Jersey and Guernsey for the Muratti Vase.  Alderney last won the vase in 1920 and haven’t won even a match since.  Still, with a population of 1,800 compared with Jersey’s 112,000 and Guernsey’s 68,000, even the locals tend to bet on one of the other two and the Alderney club’s chair says “The whole island lives in hope rather than expectation.”

I also came across a nice story about the Queen yesterday.  She was walking on the Balmoral estate with her protection officer, hooded up and scarfed against the weather, when an American tourist stopped them and asked her if she’d ever met the Queen.  “No,” she replied, “but he has”.

*          Not.  I made this up.

**        For ‘national’, read ‘Conservative Party’.