13 July 2024
Following my brief mention of cannabis in last week’s mutterings, a friend said their son was surprised to get a receipt when he bought some cannabis in one of the American states. I hadn’t thought of that before but I’ve never been offered a receipt when I’ve bought cannabis over here. I wonder why.
The illegal drug market is flourishing in Britain and some people believe that legalising cannabis for recreational use will stop users from having to buy from dealers who have a vested interest in converting them to more unpleasant and expensive drugs like cocaine (which, as far as I know, hasn’t been legal since the beginning of the 20th century when Coca Cola had to stop putting it in their fizzy drink.)
Other people don’t think this is such a good idea and say there is some evidence that legal drugs would have to be subjected to quality controls and tax, which would make them more expensive than illegal drugs.
I obviously don’t know which way it would go but cannabis buds are hard to ‘dilute’; it’s much easier to cut cocaine with salt, bleach powder or other white crystalline substances.
Perhaps there’s a case for legalising cannabis and letting market forces decide whether stoners will pay more for a purer product or will take the risk by continuing to go to their friendly neighbourhood dealers where they can place a side-order of amphetamines.
We now have a new government so, while I don’t think their manifesto mentioned rationalising the drugs market, we can always hope. The chancellor of the exchequer, Rachel Reeves, has told business leaders Labour will “fix the foundations” of the British economy so why not practise by starting here? It’d be easier than trying to sort out the sewage problem.
Thames Water is the biggest water company and is threatened with bankruptcy after the water companies in England and Wales were sold to the highest bidder in 1989 in the dying throes of Maggie Thatcher’s government.
In the following 36 years, the privatised companies rewarded their shareholders and executives handsomely while, as ‘wild’ swimmers all over the country are suffering, failing to deal with any of the big problems. Ah but, says Thames Water, many of their water mains and sewage pipes are Victorian. So? Weren’t they Victorian when they did their due diligence before buying the company?
Thames Water had no debts when it was privatised but owed £14.7bn in 2022. Its pension fund was £26m overfunded in 2008 but was £260m underfunded by 2015. Much of this is down to Macquarie, which started as a small Australian bank in the 1960s and grew enough to become an asset stripper and buy Thames Water in 2006.
It immediately rewarded itself by paying out £656m in dividends (mostly to itself of course) even though the company only made a profit of only £241m, grabbing the shortfall of £425m from the company’s reserves.
It broke Thames Water up into a complex structure of inter-related companies, including subsidiaries in the Cayman Islands and added insult to injury by taking approximately £2.8bn out of the company before it sold Thames Water in 2017.
A Macquarie spokesperson said: “During the 11 years in which our funds were shareholders in Thames Water, we oversaw the largest investment programme in the company’s history and the highest rate of investment per customer in the industry.” They didn’t mention that they’d taken out all the money and been forced to borrow huge sums from lenders, paying them large amounts of interest, to provide the money for what they claimed was “their” investment in the industry.
Robert Maxwell, come back, all is forgiven.
Like Maxwell, Macquarie proved between 2006 and 2017 its dedication to ripping off everybody in sight, including the pension funds of the staff who actually do the work. The company has been described by one commentator as “a powerful totem of mismanagement, corporate greed and lax regulatory oversight”
Only 9% of Thames Water is now owned by UK investors. The rest is owned by investors in Canada, Abu Dhabi, China, Australia and the Netherlands and these shareholders recently decided the company was “uninvestable” and refused to throw good money after bad to bail the company out.
Of course, Thames Water isn’t the only water company to abuse a monopoly but, as the biggest water company, it offers a costly warning to governments not to repeat the stupidities of Thatcherism.
Oop north, another private company has let so much filth into Lake Windermere that the algae it produced on the surface of the lake can be seen from space. Scotland doesn’t seem to have fared too badly but its water companies were never privatised and what is now Scottish Water is still owned by the Scottish government. In 1988, when water privatisation was being considered, it was rumoured that the Loch Ness Monster had applied for accommodation in Lake Baikal.
(By the way, did you know there’s more water in Loch Ness than there is in all the lakes, rivers and reservoirs in England and Wales combined?)
Labour’s manifesto also promised to make life easier for victims of domestic abuse and sexual violence and are now (I hope) trying to find a way of keeping these people in prison after the last government recently came up with the brilliant idea of reducing overcrowding in prisons by effectively reducing criminals’ sentences and letting them out early. Why don’t they take up my earlier suggestion not imprison ‘white collar’ criminals but to bankrupt them, transferring all their assets to the state, and make them live on state benefits?
With everything else that was severely damaged during the last government’s 14 years in power, like the NHS, education and social care, Labour will need to prioritise actions and I suspect the purification of what we ingest and egest is an even lower priority than the classification of drugs.
The last government seemed to believe that privatising and sub-contracting services would bring more money back into the economy because of taxes on their profits and on wages paid to their staff; this would then allow further investment in infrastructure, such as waterproofing roofs in schools and hospital buildings. They also seemed to believe there are fairies at the bottom of my garden but I haven’t seen any yet.
