SureStart, cannabis, Trusk, burqas, Starling Bank and Taylor Swift

7 June 2025

The Child Poverty Task Force is recommending the government reincarnates the SureStart service, first introduced by Labour in 1998 and mostly closed down after under-funding due to George Osborne’s austerity cuts.  It used to offer child health clinics, breastfeeding support, groups for new parents, sleep and weaning workshops, speech and language therapy, drop-in physio sessions, parenting courses in child development and mental health, stay and play sessions (including specifically for dads and male carers), music therapy classes, support groups for women and children who have suffered domestic violence, a housing clinic, groups for children with SEND and cookery courses.  Bring it on!

While they’re at it, perhaps the government could have a look at the report of the independent commission that researched cannabis regulation in London.  The report finds that reclassifying cannabis as a Class B drug was disproportionate to the harm it can cause and that penalising people for possession of the drug for personal use “cannot be justified”, recommending that, while its production and supply chains should remain illegal, “natural” forms of the drug should be reclassified.

London tried this in Lambeth in 2001 when a Scotland Yard borough commander told his officers to caution rather than arrest people carrying small amounts for personal use.  The scheme was inevitably controversial but popular in the borough where, in six months, more than 2,500 hours of police time were saved on processing cannabis arrests while arrests for in connection with class A drugs rose by almost 20% and non-drug-related crime fell by almost 10%.  Almost two thirds of people thought the scheme had improved relations between the community and the police.

The experiment was ended after a year when some of the media made allegations about the commander’s private life which they later admitted were unfounded but, by then, the commander had been transferred elsewhere.

Some American states have already legalised some forms of cannabis and a recent survey showed that wrinklies have taken advantage of this:  cannabis use by the over-65s increased by nearly 50% in the two years 2021 to 2023.  The increase was mainly in wealthier groups and it has become so much more acceptable in helping people cope with chronic pain, stress and other conditions that medics have to remind users that its use is not without risks and daily use of skunk, a strain of cannabis with high levels of THC, can dramatically increase the risk of becoming psychotic.  However, they say a couple of joints at weekends are unlikely to do much harm … 

I do wonder if the increased use among older people is because they are the generation who spent much of their youth stoned, then stopped while they were working, and are now happy to enjoy cannabis once again.

I also wonder if some could be slipped into Vladimir Putin’s and Donald Trump’s favourite drinks to help them chill a bit.

Putin was so embarrassed by Ukraine’s destroying heavy bombers at an airfield in Siberia that he ordered a nighttime drone attack on Kiev, not renowned for housing Ukrainian military bases, to show what a big willy how powerful he is.

In America, the two Trusk protagonists have parted and are posting acrimonious tweets about each other.  Elon Musk has called for Trump’s impeachment because he was (Musk claims) named in the sex offender Jeffrey Epstein’s files that are still withheld.

With his usual maturity and compassion, Trump responded by calling Musk “crazy” and saying he was “wearing thin” at the White House. This spat could prove interesting.

Jacinda Ardern, the former prime minister of New Zealand, has just published her memoirs and one critic described her style as being “gently funny” about Trump, saying he was “taller than [she] expected, his tan more pronounced”. She also describes a moment when her mike was still on and she called the ultra-right-wing New Zealand politician David Seymour, “an arrogant prick” but, when she heard that she’d been recorded, she said she was relieved to hear what she’d actually said because she thought she’d called him “a fucking prick”.

Over here, the chair of the Reform UK party, Zia Yusuf, has resigned because the party’s newest MP asked the government to ban the burka.  Yusuf, a Muslim, said this was a “dumb” thing to have done, even after Nigel Farage had said on GB News that it was time for a debate about the burqa.

All Farage really needs is the chutzpah of somebody like Raman Bhatia, chief executive of Starling Bank.  The bank was fined £29m by the Financial Conduct Authority in October after the watchdog discovered “shockingly lax” financial crime controls at the bank (which the bank admitted were inadequate).  It also admitted it had to write off £28m on injudicious loans to businesses made without proper checks which, in the words of the FCA, “left the financial system wide open to criminals and those subject to sanctions”.

So Starling’s board of directors increased its staff bonus payments from £5.3m last year to £24.6m this year, including £6m to themselves, to reward their incompetence.

Another rip-off is apparently practised by record labels who do not let unknown artists own their recordings and then, if the artist becomes famous, sell these rights to a third party for a large profit.  Until they encounter someone like Taylor Swift;  she re-recorded all six of the albums whose rights she didn’t own, calling them “Taylor’s Version”, thereby devaluing the original recordings and becoming huge hits in their own right.

She has now bought back her rights to the early albums from Shamrock Capital, who had bought them from Big Machine Records who first recorded her, and thanked the private equity firm for being “honest, fair, and respectful”.

I haven’t heard much of her music, which seems pleasant enough though it doesn’t seem to justify the (to me) incomprehensible fame and adulation she’s achieved worldwide;  but I have to admit I admire her determination to recover what she should surely have owned in the first place, perhaps opening a door for less powerful artists.

Exploding pagers, twisted minds, Ig Nobel prizes, Atlantis and the climate crisis

21 September 2024

Tuesday’s simultaneous explosion of thousands of pagers and walkie-talkies used by Hezbollah killed dozens of people and injured thousands more.  Israel seems a likely suspect but hasn’t yet accepted the blame.

In order to carry out this attack, small amounts of an explosive would have been added to each of the units with some sort of trigger device.  Their manufacture involves components and assembly lines in many different places and, because similar devices used by other people didn’t explode, it seems probable they were doctored after Hezbollah had acquired them but before they were distributed to their operatives.  Perhaps they were delivered to Hezbollah by a transport company called Mossad Logistics.

The whole thing was made even more sadistic by introducing a few seconds’ delay between the beep and the explosion to give people time to lift the device to their ear so it was more likely to explode next to their head.

It also needed somebody to make the decision when to press the button that would set them all off and 3.30pm local time seems a particularly cruel time to do this because so many people would have been in streets and markets, surrounded by innocent women and children.  What sort of twisted mind do people need to plan this, or implant the explosives, or to send the trigger code?

Other twisted minds belong to Mohammed Fayed (the ‘al’ was self-awarded) because it turns out he was the screw specialist in Harrods’ hardware department, and Elon Musk, now thought likely to become the world’s first trillionaire (why does my stomach turn over as I write that?)  Musk obviously feels threatened by the singer Taylor Swift because, after she came out as pro-Kamala Harris, he tweeted “Fine Taylor, you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life.”

Isn’t this assault which, at least in English law, can be threats without physical contact?

Curiously enough, yet another mind with faulty connections posted this ‘first’ message (not in response to anything) last week on our local Nextdoor network:  “What’s happened was no bugger no apart from the boats working dollars sign’s on them and they are budgeting for the luxury toilets rolls lolx” (I’ve redacted the name of the sender for obvious reasons but I did wonder if lolx was a misprint for bolx). 

Which naturally leads to the announcement of this year’s winner of Ig Nobel prizes.  The awards were first introduced in 1991 and prizes are awarded to those who, in the opinion of the judges, highlight some of the quirkiest projects reported during the year.  Winners receive an award and 100 trillion dollars.  The only slight disappointment for the winners is that the dollars are not USD but Zimbabwean dollars with a value of about 40 cents.

The value of the researches considered can be judged from last year’s prize for medicine which was given to Christine Pham and Bobak Hedayati who pulled the hairs out of people’s nostrils to see if there are an equal number of hairs in each one.  Before you start squirming, you should know that they probed cadavers’ noses.  (Imagine having to ask relatives if it would be OK to pull all the hairs out their late grandfather’s nose.)

This year, prizewinning research included one project carried out by James Liao at the University of Florida who investigated the swimming abilities of a dead trout and a Swiss, German and Belgian group which demonstrated that placebos used in clinical trials are more effective if they cause pain or other unpleasant side-effects.

Japanese scientists also investigated whether oxygen pumped into the bums of mice, rats and pigs would help with respiratory problems by supplementing the oxygen absorbed from normal breathing.  This was inspired by a different study that had discovered loaches can use their intestines to breathe; yes, I too had to look them up – they are of course benthic or bottom-dwelling (geddit?) freshwater fish.

As far as I know, the study didn’t include any increase in the emission of inflammable farts but there is more logic to the idea than is obvious at first sight:  some medicines are given as suppositories rather than pills – more commonly I believe in France than Britain – and are absorbed through the walls of the rectum.  So why not oxygen?  There must be a way of producing an oxygen-rich solid that will stay in place long enough to be absorbed into the bloodstream.

A trial is now taking place with human volunteers with respiratory problems so, if you’ve got asthma and go for an annual check-up, don’t turn your back.

What wasn’t considered for a prize was the latest claim for the site of Atlantis.  The legend is attributed to Plato but its fate seems similar to that of Sodom and Gomorrah as written in the Talmud and later incorporated into the Bible.  All were destroyed by God(s) because their peoples were enjoying themselves (I oversimplify slightly here).  The cities were just destroyed but the island (?) of Atlantis sank under the sea and some people think its ruins are still out there somewhere.

Researchers have recently found an undersea mountain and some people believe this is it.  It’s a huge mountain rising from the seabed north of the Canary Islands that sank millions of years ago leaving its peak thousands of feet underwater.  Anybody worried about the different timescales involved, join the club.

A more recent landslip occurred in Greenland this time last year when the top 25m cubic metres of a 1,200-metre mountain collapsed and slid down into the twisty fjord below, triggering a huge tsunami.  This dissipated quickly but water continued to slosh around for more than a week because it was almost entirely contained within in the fjord by a sharp bend 10km downstream.

68 scientists from 40 institutions around the world who combined seismic data, field measurements, on-the-ground and satellite imagery, and high-resolution computer simulations of tsunami waves took a year to work out how the entire Earth had continued to vibrate for nine days.

The mountain collapsed because so much of the glacier in the fjord below had melted there was no longer enough left to support the mountain.  Global warming?  Utter piffle.

US electioneering,UK’s leaders, radioactive peaches and oysters,

14 September 2024

Last week saw the first – and only? – debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump and immediate reactions, even from Fox News, were that Harris had won:  a snap poll by CNN showed 63% for Harris and 37% for Trump.  The Democrats no doubt also benefitted from the contrast between this debate and the earlier skirmish between Trump and Joe Biden, which Biden fluffed so badly.

Another move in Harris’s favour came from Taylor Swift whose AI-generated image had been broadcast by Trump and appeared to show that she and her fans were Trump supporters, and an earlier post that had called her a “childless cat lady”.  Having stayed away from the tussle so far, this brought her into the open and she has now endorsed Harris for president, saying “she is a steady-handed, gifted leader and I believe we can accomplish so much more in this country if we are led by calm and not chaos”. 

She included a picture of herself with one of her cats and signed off as “Childless cat lady”.

Harris succeeded by being well-prepared and leading Trump into his usual, incomprehensible rants about unrelated topics.

It’s a bit like how to reply when somebody is aggressive and swears at you or insults you:  leave a slight pause and ask what they said.  They then repeat it and you say “I thought that’s what you said” and you stop, turn away and walk off, ignoring any attempts they make to amplify the original comment.

One of the ads that pop up on my computer claimed that there are 10 different measures of intelligence.  I naturally didn’t click on it but I did have a vision of Trump getting one answer right in each of the 10 tests and then claiming he scored 10 out of 10, or 100% …

Me, I’d vote for Harris because she’s beautiful, looks intelligent and has an irresistible smile.  My Conservative friend would vote for Trump because he’s not Biden or his protegé.  Aren’t they both great reasons for helping elect a new Commander-in-Chief!

Out in the field, the Republican candidate for the Senate in Montana, a state that could decide which party controls the Senate, is busy rewriting his CV.  Records written at the time show he left the military because of injury, disillusionment over military personnel policies and refusing the offer of a desk job but, on the campaign trail, he’s now claiming to have been “discharged” because of wounds suffered while he was on duty.

Over here, OfCom, which fined Royal Mail £5.6m last year because it failed to deliver 20% of its first class post on time, is now saying they might let Royal Mail off delivering second class mail on Saturdays, reducing the contractual commitments they demanded of Royal Mail when the service was privatised.  This seems stupid since postal workers will still have to do their rounds on Saturdays to deliver first class mail so why not take second class letters as well?

The aim is presumably to reduce staff costs while increasing profits for the owners while, quite coincidentally, its parent company is currently considering an offer (which is subject to a national security review) from the Czech billionaire Daniel Kretinsky.

I no longer understand quite how the Post Office, Royal Mail and Parcelforce are now related.  I stamped an envelope recently and took it into the local post office to add the extra costs of ‘Signed for Delivery’.  We can’t do that, I was told, because the stamp is Royal Mail and getting mail signed for is the Post Office.  Or possibly vice versa

The decision to remove the winter heating payment from people who don’t receive pension credits has been widely criticised and it does appear that it might not have been properly thought through.  One commentator has pointed out that the £1.3bn saved will barely cover 8 weeks’ spending on “the useless HS2 – spending that is set to continue for the next five years”.

They go on to say that Keir Starmer must stop rubbishing the Tories and show how Labour can save “prisons, hospitals, schools and care homes” (something the Tories so disastrously failed to do in 14 years).

On the other side, there seems no great enthusiasm within the parliamentary party for any of the Tories who want to take over from Rishi Sunak (and the rest of us couldn’t give a hoot).

In Japan, they are still facing problems over the removal of 880 tons of extremely dangerous radioactive material that is still in Fukushima after the 2011 earthquake destroyed three of the nuclear plant’s six reactors.  Radiation levels in the debris are still so high that the Tokyo Electric Power Company has had to develop specialised robots to extract a tiny sample for testing.

They’re also promoting food grown in the Fukushima area and Harrods now sells Fukushima peaches (£80 for a box of 3, but that’s Harrods for you).  The peaches are apparently known for their juicy, sweet taste – and possibly because they glow in dark kitchens when night starvation takes you in there for a fruity snack.

Now here’s a confession:  I’ve never liked oysters.  Apart from a feeling of distaste at eating something that’s still alive, twitches when you dribble lemon juice on it and has the consistency of fresh snot, all you can taste is salt (and lemon juice). 

Anyway, conservationists are now employing oysters’ skills at filtering water (an adult oyster can filter 200 litres of water a day) to create oyster reefs which will attract other species to the filtered water and help rebalance the marine ecology.  Thames Water will probably start selling packs of three oysters for £80 because they won’t just taste of oyster but will have the added gustatory subtleties extracted from untreated sewage and retained in their bodies.

The next, obvious step is to do away with all those expensive sewage treatment plants and create oyster beds in the outflow systems.

I’m now going to find a quiet place and lie down for a bit.

Taylor Swift, Celine Dion and moondust

29 June 2024

Without doubt, the biggest event of the week was the first concert in the British leg of Taylor Swift’s ‘Eras’ tour.  I have to admit I’m not a dedicated Swiftie but I have listened to some of her stuff and she seems to have written some very pretty songs as well as a lot that would be pleasant as background while you’re removing dog hair from carpets and corners.

Nevertheless, I do have a sneaking regard for her because she comes over as a bright cookie.  She’s not a stunning beauty and no better or worse than many other singer songwriters but she’s created a particular image and has determination and an admirably bolshie streak which has made her a billionaire.  What a wonderful example of entrepreneurship at work for aspirant capitalists, or possibly just another example of the benefits that can be gained from being in the right place at the right time.

She was born in 1989 to what sounds like a very supportive and comfortably-off middle class family (insofar as America goes in for social classes) in Pennsylvania and received a lot of support from her parents, who moved to Tennessee when she was 14 to encourage her musical career.  Spoilt?  The word didn’t cross my lips – just look at what her genuine talent did for her and her family, and the fact that she’s renowned for her philanthropy, supporting causes like education, disaster relief, and LGBTQ rights.

She signed up with the Big Machine Records label in 2006 and stayed with them for 12 years until it was sold to somebody called Scooter Braun who then owned all the rights to her first six albums.  Swift and Braun had known each other since 2010 when he represented Justin Bieber, who opened for Swift on the ‘Fearless’ tour, but he had refused the offer she had made to Big Machine to buy back the rights to her own music.  She wasn’t consulted about the deal and only discovered that Braun now owned the rights to the masters of her first six albums after the deal had been done.

Braun, who clearly doesn’t have any developed business skills, offered her the chance to rejoin the label and be given the rights to one old album for every new album she produced.  There followed an acrimonious public debate between Swift and Braun but her business acumen finally came to the fore and she reacted as I would have done in the first place and said something like “No thanks old chap, I’ve a better idea” (though I’d have phrased that rather differently), which was to re-record all six albums with the same songs and the same arrangements, issuing them with the same titles but with ‘Taylor’s Version’ added.  And they’ve sold like hot cakes.

She owns her management company, ‘13 Management’, which she set up when she started her career, and still takes an active part in its business activities.  Not much is known about the company’s people or their operations, which are shrouded in secrecy.

She’s even made herself so successful that London’s mayor, Sadiq Khan, has issued a new Taylor Swift-themed ‘tube map’ for London, with lines named after her albums and stations named after the songs on them, to celebrate her doing eight gigs in London.  Emma Strain, TfL’s customer director, has said the new ‘map’  “brings two icons together” and added “London is blessed to have eight dates for the Eras Tour.” 

Blessed?  Strange word to use, but Swift’s performances are expected to add £300 million to the London economy so I guess if you worship money …  I do have slight worries that we’ll see baffled tourists trying to use the new ‘map’ to find their way from Tooting Bec to Mornington Crescent.

Another child prodigy from an earlier generation was Celine Dion, a French Canadian, who issued her first album in 1981 when she was 13;  she continued recording studio albums in French and English for almost 40 years.

She was forced to cancelled a series of concerts planned for the spring of 2022 because of “severe and persistent muscle spasms” and, in December that year, announced that she had been diagnosed with ‘stiff person syndrome’.  This is a rare and very unpleasant neurological disease that causes progressive muscular inflexibility and unpredictable spasms that leave the sufferer unable to move. The spasms can be so strong they can break ribs and make the throat feel as if it’s being strangled.

In order to spread knowledge of the devastating effects of this disease, she allowed the filmmaker Irene Taylor to include film of a spasm in a documentary she was making called ‘I am:  Celine Dion’.  Dion went into spasm while filming something else and has allowed the distressing recording, lasting almost 10 minutes, to be included in the final version.  She is surrounded by various people who know what to do but you can see her lying on her back grunting, apparently in pain and unable to move.  When Dion was shown the film, she didn’t ask for a single change and it stayed in the film so people like me, who hadn’t previously heard of SPS, can see exactly what it can involve.

How brave.

And let’s give credit where it’s due.  Their Chinese lunar Chang’e-6 probe not only achieved a successful soft landing on the far side of the moon but lifted off again, rendezvoused with the orbiter and returned to earth with a kilogram of lunar rock and soil in the re-entry capsule.

This must now be the most expensive kilogram of anything on earth. 

Of course it’ll be exciting if scientists discover something they didn’t expect but imagine how much more exciting if all those billions might had been spent on discovering the causes of neurological diseases such as SPS, and MS, and MD, and migraines, and dystonia, and finding cures.

Not-poverty, autism and littering

3 February 2024

Having written about poverty last week, I discovered this week that not everyone agrees with the Joseph Rowntree Foundation’s definition of poverty.  George Freeman, Conservative MP for Mid Norfolk since 2010, resigned last November from his post as Minister of State for Science, Research, Technology and Innovation claiming that, on his ministerial salary of about £118,000, he couldn’t afford to pay his mortgage when his payments increased from £800 to £2,000 this month. 

So he’s now a backbench MP getting only £86,584 but able to moonlight in some second jobs to top up his income to a level that will cover his modest outgoings.  I thought MPs were paid to work full-time on behalf of their constituencies and digging the country out of the hole it’s made for itself.  If you now listen very carefully, you’ll hear complete silence, which is the sound of blood not dripping from my bleeding heart.

At the other end of the scale, a Delaware judge has ruled against a $56bn pay package ‘awarded’ to Elon Musk saying it is “an unfathomable sum” and is unfair to shareholders.  She also ruled that Musk had “dominated the process that led to board approval of his compensation plan”.

Musk has, predictably, objected and said he’ll move Tesla to Texas where they don’t mind that sort of thing.  He hasn’t made any public comment about how many people will lose their jobs in Delaware or whether he’ll expect them to take a 3-hour flight each way to commute to the new site.

Equilar, an American pay research firm, has calculated that the combined pay of the 200 highest-paid executives in 2021 together were paid one sixth of what Musk is trying to grab, which puts his greed into perspective. 

Regular readers will know I have trouble with big numbers so I tried to get a sense of just how big $56bn is by imagining each dollar was equivalent to one inch (about 2.5 cm for younger readers).  I then piled 56,000,000,000 inches up on top of each other to see how high they would reach.

What I discovered was that the pile would reach the moon, and come back again to earth, and then go back to the moon, and then come back about two thirds of the way to earth.

He’s a strange man, Musk:  obviously very bright within limits, with the money to indulge even the daftest of his whims, he’s far enough along the spectrum to have no contact with reality outside these limits.  However, he does do some interesting things and his neurotechnology company Neuralink, has announced that the first human brain has been given a surgical implant of a brain-chip to help improve the neurological functions that were not working properly;   the patient is said to be recovering well.  It’s been formally approved for human use and sounds like the next generation of the Deep Brain Stimulation implants that have been around for years and ease the pain suffered by people with movement disorders like Parkinson’s Disease and Dystonia.

A cross-party group of MPs reported this week that the financial crisis facing so many local authorities could drag even more councils into bankruptcy, threatening local services, and urged the government to inject an extra £4bn into town hall budgets. 

After a decade of repeated reductions in support from central government and devolving expensive services from central to local government, some of them are now scrabbling around to find assets they can sell on the basis that tomorrow may never come and they won’t need the income these currently bring in or the expenditure they reduce.  In the meantime, of course, our council tax bills go up and up to plug gaps and central government claims it wants to reduce taxes, trying to conceal the fact that they’re already taxing us more heavily at a local level.

In Hertfordshire, Dacorum Borough Council has come up with a novel way to make a little money on the side:  they issue Fixed Penalty Notices to men urinating in rural lay-bys.  Their website proudly confirms they fined 785 people in 2023 for pee-stops, bunching these ‘offences’ along with fly-tipping and other littering.

This raises two interesting questions in my mind, the first of which is “who reports them and what evidence do they provide?”.  Do they arm people with cameras and station them in lay-bys to wait for men with full bladders?  What defence would they offer against a counter-claim of invasion of privacy?  What do these guardians of public order tell people?  (“What do you do at work, mummy?” / “I take pictures of men peeing, dear.”) 

Now deepfake pictures are becoming common, it can only be a matter of time before there’s a picture of Taylor Swift standing at the roadside practising her new-found skill of doing it standing up.  Apparently Virginia Woolf could do it so why not Taylor Swift?

The other question is how one defines ‘littering’.  Most normal people believe that the litter is visible and, in hard-surfaced alleyways and backstreets of urban areas, abandoned urine is obvious to at least two of our senses or, if you slip in it, three, but offenders used to be charged with a ‘public nuisance’ offence, not littering.

Gardeners are told that peeing onto the compost heap adds all sorts of useful nutrients to the soil and the same must be true of roadside verges.  It also leaves no trace and I challenge anybody without a dog to visit a lay-by where somebody relieved themselves an hour ago and show me where the offence took place.

Wouldn’t it raise more money if they fined people who leave their dogs’ droppings on pavements and footpaths?  Some people even bag the dog poo and then cast the bag aside or, even more weirdly, hang it from a bush – I often come home with a plastic bag containing more than our dog produced.

Anyway, normal drivers keep an empty plastic bottle in the car, and a ‘She-Wee’ if appropriate, so they don’t even have to get out.

On a somewhat related theme, a Rhode Island animal charity has promised that, for Valentine’s day, you can write the name of someone you don’t like on a paper heart and send it to them with a $5 donation and they’ll put it in a cat’s litter tray.

Overpaid CEOs, best-selling albums and kamikaze survivors

6 January 2024

Last week, I aired what I thought was a bright idea, that the Conservative and Labour parties should split in two.  A friend who listens to Times Radio has told me that they have already broadcast discussions about splitting about both parties and her father, a Tory councillor when he was in his 20s, doesn’t know who to vote for but she thinks he could find a left of right or a right of left that might satisfy him.  Come on people, let’s go for it.  Anybody know how we sell Christmas to turkeys?

One legacy of 2023 we need to change is the inexplicable inequity in how companies distribute their profits.  Latest figures show that, by lunchtime on the third working day in 2024 (last Thursday in England and Wales, yesterday in Scotland), the median pay for the bosses of FTSE 100 companies (£34,963) will have been the same as the median pay of UK workers for the entire year.  In James McMurtry’s song ‘We can’t make it here anymore’, it seems he shares my faith in CEOs:

“They’ve never known want, they’ll never know need
Their shit don’t stink and their kids won’t bleed.”

It’s just another brick in the wall dividing the rich from the poor, isolating them in different worlds so neither can understand the other.  It’s the difference between burning a £50 note in front of a homeless person and giving them a fiver. 

I know people who live on the breadline and try to help when we can but I’d love to see one of these CEOs bringing up a family on Universal Credit and having to present themselves regularly at a job centre to ‘prove’ they really have been looking for work, knowing that if they’ve been ill or can only work in term-time, the rules mean they may not even get that.

A happier legacy from 2023 was the list of the ten top-selling vinyl albums in 2023, which included three by Taylor Swift about whom I know very little but that she seems to be willing to use her power to defend lesser mortals.

In 2013, she told her management that a Colorado KYGO radio DJ called David Mueller had groped her at a photo op and they excluded him from all her future gigs.  Two days later, he was fired by KYGO after its own investigation.  In 2015, he then sued Swift, her mother and her radio promotions director for up to $3m saying the allegation cost him his job and reputation.

Swift responded immediately with a counter-claim for a symbolic $1 saying she wanted to serve as an example to other women who have been sexually assaulted.

At the trial, she said ““What Mr. Mueller did was very intentional … I am critical of [him] for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my ass.”  A federal jury has found him guilty and awarded her the $1 she had asked for.  Mueller didn’t pay until the last possible moment, when he posted her a $1 Sacajawea coin;  these look like gold but have a copper core clad in a manganese brass coating and they have no intrinsic or collectors’ value over their face value.

Swift also previously become vocal about the pitiful amount artists receive from streaming services and later, after the masters to her early work had been sold from under her, re-recorded an entire album and issued it as “1989 (Taylor’s version)”, which became the best-selling album last year.

On a similar theme (geddit?), a letter published in the Guardian on Tuesday suggested our dirge-like national anthem could be replaced by the Archers’ theme tune and, on the following day, Rachel David from Sutton Coldfield said she agreed with the principle but the first writer had got the words slightly wrong:  “The first verse actually ends ‘ti tum ti tiddly dee’.  The second verse is the one that ends ’ti diddly tum.’”  What better reason could anybody need for reading at least the letters page in the Guardian?

What’s more fascinating in the list of best-selling albums last year is that two of them are antiques:  Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ (number 5) was first released in 1977 and Pink Floyd’s ‘The Dark Side of the Moon’ (number 7) was first released in 1973.

I’ve just finished one of Alec Guinness’s books of memoirs and was interested to read he’d been told by ‘Jack’ Profumo* that kamikaze pilots had dedicated their lives to the emperor which was equivalent to dedicating their lives to the country so, after Japan’s surrender, kamikaze pilots who had survived the war were forced to attend their own funerals and became officially dead, with no status, and their wives could remarry.

This struck me as somewhat unlikely so I checked it.  In the 12th century, seppuku referred to honourable death by self-disembowelment based on Bushido, the code of conduct under which Samurai would sacrifice their lives to regain lost honour or to atone for crimes.  It means the same as hara-kiri except that it later stopped being limited to the Samurai.  While we Westerners call it hara-kiri, the word seppuku is still more commonly used in Japan.

Kamikaze reflects the tradition of an honourable death (it means ‘divine wind’ in honour of the two tempests that prevented the Mongols’ invasion of Japan in the 12th century) and it came into common usage in World War II when Japan created a unit of pilots to fly suicide missions against America’s fleet.  Members of the unit had to be single and childless and not the oldest child;  some were conscripted but many volunteered because Bushido emphasised the importance of dying with honour rather than surrendering.

In fact, many did survive, either because their planes broke down or they couldn’t find a target or because they were never called on to fly a mission, and they were absorbed back into society and normal life;  there’s a short video online of two of them, then in their 80s or 90s, talking about their experiences.

So there Sir Alec.

*          Yes, that Profumo, who redeemed his indiscretions at Cliveden with genuinely valuable charity work for which he was awarded the CBE in 1975.  His wife was the actor Valerie Hobson.