Thought Police, President Doolally and au revoir

9 August 2025

The news from Britain last week was pretty feeble compared with what’s going on elsewhere in the world but I was pleased to see that the investment manager Neil Woodford has finally been brought to book and been fined £5.89m by the Financial Conduct Authority who have also banned him from holding senior manager roles and managing funds for retail investors.  The FCA has also fined his company, Woodford Investment Management £40m.

Woodford used to have a very close relationship with the investment platform Hargreaves Lansdown who used to plug his funds to their customers so it’s comforting to hear that thousands of the people who invested through Hargreaves Lansdown are now suing them.

I muttered about him several years ago when it became clear that his star had fallen, primarily because he made some stupid and irresponsible decisions.  I was also disappointed that, when Woodford resigned in October 2019 and subsequently closed his company, Hargreaves Lansdown responded with a deathly hush and didn’t comment on their own failures of due diligence.

However, the FCA rulings are provisional and Woodford’s company has appealed the judgement to the upper tribunal.  And why not, what have they got to lose?  (Apart from £40m.)

In the streets, police are bracing themselves for racists planning protests against asylum seekers and anti-racism activists planning counter-protests but what’s more worrying is the approach that the police are taking.  For example, Norfolk police will have the power to remove from the area anyone committing antisocial behaviour (sounds fair) or who might commit antisocial behaviour (whaaat?).

Who could they tell what I might be thinking if I were going to be there?  “What are you thinking, sir?” / “Wondering what’s for supper, officer.” / “Oh no you’re not, you’re thinking about committing anti-social behaviour. Gitart of here.” / “But …” / “Right, you’re under arrest for refusing to obey a lawful order.”

Other people protesting against the ban on Palestine Action, including 300 left-leaning Jewish figures such as the film director Mike Leigh and the author Michael Rosen, have written to the prime minister saying that the ban is “illegitimate and unethical”. 

The ban was introduced after protestors inflicted an estimated £7m of damage to RAF jets at Brize Norton.  Of course, the people who damaged the planes should be charged but a blanket ban implies that an organisation is responsible for the actions of its members.  Imagine the precedent this sets.  Suppose a male MP harassed or groped a woman?  I know it’s unlikely that any MP would ever dream of doing such a thing but, if they did, their entire party could be banned.

According to a report in the Daily Telegraph, it’s all part of a plot led by Defend Our Juries to overwhelm the police and court system.  Their response said “It’s great the Telegraph is helping us to spread the word but there are serious inaccuracies in their story.”

With Benjamin Netanyahu’s latest dreams about his plans for Gaza City, the pro-Palestine slogan “From the river to the sea” can now be used as a pro-Zionist chant.

Still, compared to the ravings of America’s head honcho, we’re not doing too badly.  Somebody has clearly told Donald Trump about the ancient Greek habit of shooting the messenger who brought bad news because he fired Erika McEntarfer, commissioner of The Bureau of Labor Statistics, after jobs numbers for July were weaker than expected. 

But Trump’s golf game gets better and a video clip that went viral shows one of his minders dropping a golf ball in a good place – see https://x.com/patriottakes/status/1949496947808637164

There’s no attempt to conceal the action and Trump then played the ball so it’s obviously common knowledge that he cheats – the minder didn’t even bother to drop the ball down his trouser leg to make it less blatant.

What frightens me most is that Trump holds what is arguably the most powerful position in the world and, wherever he goes, is accompanied by the little red button that could destroy the world.  I know that it isn’t actually as simple as that but I just hope there are plenty of checks and balances between the president and the missile launchers.

His behaviour has become increasingly erratic and John Gartner, a psychologist and author who spent 28 years as an assistant professor of psychiatry at Johns Hopkins University Medical School, said in June that Trump exhibits “the classic signs of dementia”.  He said “If you go back and look at film from the 1980s, [Trump] actually was extremely articulate. He was still a jerk, but he was able to express himself in polished paragraphs, and now he really has trouble completing a thought and that is a huge deterioration.”

Last weekend, at a meeting with the European Commission president, Ursula von der Leyen, he suddenly stopped talking about immigration and said “The other thing I say to Europe: ​we’ve – we will not allow a windmill to be built in the United States​. They’re killing us. They’re killing the beauty of our scenery.”  Followed by him rambling on for 2-minutes about wind turbines.

This seems a good time to be taking a break from the news. 

I’ve been doing these mutterings every week for ten years, though only the last seven have been posted on WordPress.  My first muttering here was published on 19 August 2018 and talked about my mother’s suicide and the need for assisted dying to be legalised.

Over the years, I’ve returned to this from time to time, as I have to my other hang-ups about such things as the distribution of wealth, and I’ve gathered and retailed bits of useless knowledge.  I haven’t yet written about many of these;  I still have them on file – things like whether canine brainwaves synchronise with those of the humans when they interact – but it’s time I slowed down a bit and stopped hammering stuff out every weekend.

So thank you for reading, and for your ‘likes’ and comments.  Keep an eye open (bookmark this site, or subscribe to it if it doesn’t cost anything) and I’ll be back, but not quite as frequently.

Politics from the sublime to the ridiculous, and conspiracy theories

19 July 2025

Donald Trump has turned against Vladimir Putin, one of his former BFFs, and has agreed to send arms to Ukraine.  His eyes seem to have been opened by the patient efforts of other NATO leaders who have opened his eyes to Putin’s true nature.  One European diplomat admitted that, when talking to Trump, “there is a line between flattery and self-abasement, and we happily crossed it”.

In Israel, Ehud Olmert, who was prime minister from 2006 to 2009, is brave enough to speak out about his country’s intentions for Gaza and its ongoing attacks there, describing them as war crimes, saying that building a “humanitarian city” on the ruins of Gaza to house the surviving Palestinians would be “a concentration camp, and forcing Palestinians inside would be ethnic cleansing”.  He also said “In the United States there is (sic) more and more and more expanding expressions of hatred to Israel … we call them antisemites [but] I don’t think that they are only antisemites, I think many of them are anti-Israel because of what they watch on television, what they watch on social networks.”

Xenophobia is also spreading in Britain and former Tory MP Douglas Carswell recently wrote in his regular column for the Daily Telegraph that “low-skilled, non-western immigrants” are a “burden” on the country and what is needed is “a detailed plan to take foreign nationals off the benefit system and remove them from the country”.

Other disillusioned politicians include those on the far left of the Labour party who support Jeremy Corbyn and are forming a new party for disappointed Labour voters.  Nigel Farage has done the same for disappointed Conservatives by setting up the Reform party, and many Labour voters have already moved to support the Lib Dems and the Green party.  With a head start, Farage’s gang has made surprising progress and, if Corbyn’s gang follows suit, we could have four large parties as well as various minority parties, which will make future elections in England and Wales tremendously exciting (or is that an oxymoron?)

The Scots blew their chance to join the mêlée by forming the Scottish National Party which sounds too much like a single-issue party and dissuades voters whose main interest in maintaining ready access to deep-fried Mars bars.  (I had one once and it was delicious but I couldn’t move for 48 hours and, three days, later, all my teeth fell out.)

Wouldn’t it be fun if even more groups broke away and split the vote ten ways, leaving Plaid Cymru with a majority in the House of Commons.  I realise you could claim they too look like a single-issue party but only if you speak Welsh, which 70% of the population of Wales don’t.

Following in Farage’s footsteps, another of Trump’s former BFFs, Elon Musk, is setting up the America Party to compete with the Republicans.  It hasn’t published a manifesto, nor is it clear what it will stand for although, when he announced it, Musk said “Today, the America Party is formed to give you back your freedom.”

As well as exploding rockets, Musk made headlines when his association with Trump led to a devastating fall in the price of Tesla’s shares, which was helped by the news that the cheaper electric cars made by the Chinese company BYD (an upmarket Kia) are outselling Tesla cars in the UK.  Musk’s latest problem arose when his AI-based chatbot company Grok posted antisemitic replies and praised Hitler.  They grovelled and blamed a faulty software update but Grok still sounds unpleasantly like somebody retching.

Travis from Texas, a man described as “large” by an interviewer because they couldn’t bring themselves to write ‘obese’, used to tell another chatbot called Lily Rose about interesting things that had happened to him and, as time went by, he fell in love with ‘her’ and, with his human wife’s approval, married her in “a digital ceremony”.  And he’s not alone.  It’s probably the result of aliens subtly manipulating humans through the software we use.

While the latest news is that faults in the Air India plane’s systems had been reported shortly before the accident, there’s still plenty of scope for conspiracy theorists in the partial release of information from the black box of the flight that crashed last month killing 260 people in the plane and on the ground.  Both the switches that send fuel to the engines were turned off shortly after take-off.  One of the pilots asked why the other had turned them off and he said he hadn’t but we don’t know which pilot said what.  They managed to switch one of them back on again but it was too late and they died.

So were there any passengers on board that a terrorist group wanted to kill?  Did one of the pilots hold a grudge against the other one?  Both passed the routine pre-flight breathalyser test but did one of them have personal problems?  Was one of them sleeping with the other one’s partner?  Was there a target in the student building they hit?  Had a mechanic sabotaged the controls?  Were the gods angry? 

My brother knows someone who works in crash investigation and says the last words recorded are often “Mayday Mayday oh shit” but he was disturbed by the recordings from the fatal crash of one flight whose pilot didn’t want to stop for fuel on the way home.  The co-pilot said there wasn’t enough fuel to do it without stopping but the pilot insisted.  Some time later, the co-pilot said “I think we should put our uniform jackets on now”.  “Why?” asked the pilot and the answer was “So they can identify our bodies”.

But, to end on a cheerier note, I didn’t know much about Mae West until I saw a piece in Commonplace Fun Facts recently and it seems she was … feisty … and wore silk lingerie when she was sent to jail – see https://commonplacefacts.com/2025/07/13/mae-west-career-bio/.  For others like me, who are always finding something more fascinating than doing the washing, this site is a godsend …

Lucky Wilbury, rapists, UK prisons, genocide, Trump’s latest gaffe, Brexit and dodgy lawyers

24 May 2025

Today’s biggest news is, of course, that Lucky Wilbury (aka Bob Dylan) has made it to his 84th birthday.  Who said mind-altering drugs were bad for you?  They helped him become the greatest lyricist in the last 100 years …

Other goodish news this week (at least for us sadists) came when Shabana Mahmood, the Lord Chancellor, was reported to be considering chemical castration for the most serious sex offenders.  I know of two young women who were violently raped and suffered permanent damage and wonder if this goes far enough;  I’ve heard enough about these two people to be tempted to support the use of a pair of blunt bolt-cutters.

They’re also considering releasing and tagging killers and rapists half-way through their sentences.  Surely these are exactly the wrong people to release.  Shouldn’t they be releasing (and tagging?) non-violent offenders to release overcrowding in prisons and perhaps never giving first offenders custodial sentences if their crimes didn’t involve violence against people?

Talking of criminals inevitably makes me think of Benjamin Netanyahu who is committing war crimes in the name of Zionism and then accusing his critics of being anti-Semitic.  I don’t know enough about him to know if he actually is that stupid or if he’s intentionally manipulating the truth because he wants people to think he’s slaughtering Palestinians in the name of a religion rather than for political reasons.

Gary Lineker has been fired by the BBC after re-posting a pro-Palestinian video criticising Zionism on social media .  Unfortunately, it included a picture of a rat which was, apparently, used by the Nazis to associate Jews with vermin.  Lineker later apologised and said he would “never knowingly share anything antisemitic” and he’d deleted the post “as soon as I became aware of the issue”.

Still, it’ll save the BBC a fortune because they grossly overpaid him.

Even the UK is taking a stand and the Foreign Secretary David Lammy has suspended negotiations over a free-trade deal saying calls from some of Israel’s cabinet ministers to “purify Gaza” by expelling Palestinians were abhorrent, and he condemned their refusal to allow thousands of aid deliveries to reach starving Palestinians.

Israeli troops fired what they called “warning shots” at an international group of diplomats from 31 countries who had been invited by the Palestinian Authority to see what was happening in Gaza.  Israel’s explanation was that the group had deviated from the route they’d tried to impose on the delegation in a country which they’d invaded where they have no legal rights to impose a tax on bread.

The leader of the Israeli opposition has said Israel “kills babies as a hobby” and even Ehud Olmert, a former prime minister of Israel, has said what Israel “is doing now in Gaza is very close to a war crime”.  “Very close”? What haven’t they told him?

Netanyahu’s apparent lack of intelligent reasoning seems rather like Donald Trump’s more stupid outbursts which last week included accusing South Africa’s president Cyril Ramaphosa of “white genocide” which Trump ‘proved’ to his complete satisfaction with pictures taken in the Democratic Republic of Congo.  Ramaphosa himself remained dignified and stood up to Trump by drawing attention to his apparent attachment to far-right conspiracy theories.

Trump could, I suppose, have responded by saying that one of his latest ploys has been to suggest that women with more than five children should be awarded a National Medal of Motherhood in attempt to increase the population.  Doesn’t this sound like something Mao Zedung would have done if he hadn’t been encouraging people to kill flies though I don’t think even Trump would believe Mao was on the far-right so his at least his delusions are balanced.

Over here, my Conservative friend is trying to convince me that, because Brits voted for Brexit, it’s undemocratic for Keir Starmer to be negotiating with the EU to remove some of its daftest consequences.  However, he refuses to accept that an even greater majority of Brits elected Starmer’s party, which empowers the prime minister to reduce some of the inconveniences such as queuing with other ‘aliens’ to enter an EU country, and allowing EU citizens to be given visas and permits to work in the UK, a right that already exists for young Australians, Canadians, New Zealanders and South Koreans.

In a different arena, another friend recently discovered the unfairness and misleading claims of ‘no-win, no-fee’ lawyers.  They had a perfectly good case against their landlords (a housing association, also registered as a charity, with assets of almost £1bn!) who took 5 years to act on reports of damaged window frames.

Unfortunately, one of these firms managed to convince them they could get compensation from the landlords so they drew up a case which went to Court on the day before the Easter weekend when people wanted to rush things and get home early.  I accompanied her as a McKenzie friend and discovered that the solicitors, who are based in Liverpool, had instructed a barrister from Cardiff (well, Cardiff, Exeter, they’re all south of Crewe aren’t they) to represent her in court.

I know some KCs and this one didn’t impress me nearly as much as he impressed himself. He didn’t discuss either the case or what sort of compensation they would accept with my friend, instead talking about his personal life and showing us pictures of his house.  He also ignored a specific instruction that costs were to be in addition to compensation (since he didn’t know what the costs would be) but, after some to-ing and fro-ing with the other side, he announced that he’d agreed a settlement out of court, without saying what it was.

This turned out to be a lump sum which included costs totalling more than 80% of the total so the actual compensation was derisory and, so far, the lawyers have ignored the Court’s instruction that payment should be made within 21 days and my friend has so far received nothing.

I’m now trying to help my friend put this right but the main lesson I’ve learned is never to use no-win no-fee lawyers because at least some of them don’t know what’s written on their tin.