Autocracies, microplastics and speeding tickets

14 December 2024

Why are people who are attracted to positions of power inherently unsuited to such positions? Because power corrupts? Or because only the corrupt feel the need to seek power?

And why does it take so long to remove despots from power, particularly the political ones? Because they rule by fear? Or because they surround themselves by people who want to share their power? Or both.

After 25 years as leader of Syria, Bashar al-Assad has been deposed in a swift and unexpected coup and the full horrors of his crimes against the Syrian people are being exposed. He fled to Moscow where he is now living under the protection of Vladimir Putin, which sounds a bit like being under the protection of a rabid hyena.

The rebels are led by the Islamist alliance between Hayat Tahrir al-Sham and an umbrella group of Turkish-backed Syrian militias called the Syrian National Army. HTS was originally allied to al-Qaida but broke away, became an ‘Organization for the Liberation of the Levant’, and is now the single most powerful rebel group in Syria. America has labelled HTS as a terrorist organisation because it’s believed to have executed people for blasphemy and adultery.

The suddenness of the coup has further destabilised the entire Middle East, politically and economically, and many of the people who fled Syria are now watching the news rather than packing their bags to return home.

Iran is introducing new laws that could lead to the execution of women who send videos of themselves unveiled to people outside Iran, or take part in peaceful demonstrations.

In South Korea, the president Yoon Suk Yeol declared martial law, which only lasted for six hours but gave time enough for Kim Jong Un, North Korea’s supreme leader and pot, to condemn Yoon, kettle, as a dictator. Kim’s only redeeming feature is that he provides immediate clarity for people who want to know what ‘squat’ and ‘stout’ mean.

It’s also clearly only a matter of time before Putin is replaced, which will lead to even greater uncertainties in how new alliances might develop. His ill-judged and continuing invasion of Ukraine may help precipitate such a change.

And all the while, China remains a wild card.

Joe Biden has issued more pardons and commuted more sentences this week, more than any other president in recent history, but hasn’t yet included any people serving federal death sentences. Donald Trump has promised to pardon people who took part in the 6 January attack on the US Capitol Building in 2021 when he takes over in January.

The archetypal autocrat Elon Musk, who seems to be lining himself up as the brains behind Trump, appears to be another with synaptic disconnects in his brain – he comes up with some good ideas, like space programmes, then shows just how unpleasant he is, particularly to women. Some gamblers are even making book on whether Musk will become president of America before Nigel Farage will succeed in dividing the Conservative party enough to become the UK’s prime minister at some point.

Somebody, possibly Franklin D Roosevelt, said you can judge a person by the quality of their enemies and a journalist in The Guardian has recently boasted that Musk has described the paper as “the most insufferable newspaper on planet Earth” and “a laboriously vile propaganda machine” (and he’s in charge of X / Twitter!). Why should anyone so powerful express such a strong criticism of a foreign newspaper unless they felt threatened by it, which says a lot both about Musk’s feelings of self-worth and his fear of criticism and The Guardian’s influence internationally?

With all these uncertainties, it would seem prudent for ‘the West’ to gather together in front of blank sheets of paper and look at all the things that might happen, and how they could encourage an outcome that would lead to greater international understanding, acceptance and peace (or at least fewer corpses).

A recent cross-Europe poll of more than 9,000 people in the UK and EU countries, shows that even the Britons who voted for Brexit now appear to support a return to free movement of people between the UK and the EU in exchange for access to the single market. In the UK, more than 50% of ‘leave’ voters said they would now support this.

Brits who still care about concepts like national sovereignty might also like to look at the increasing loss of parliamentary control over the UK’s commercial and state services.

The Czech billionaire Daniel Křetínský is in the process of trying to buy Royal Mail, giving a whole new meaning to the word ‘Royal’. Another Czech, Karel Komárek already owns the National Lottery and many of the major UK energy and water companies are owned by foreign interests.

I also believe that, in one of the myriad activities in which I can’t work up any interest, many of ‘our’ football clubs are owned by foreign plutocrats and some England sides seem to include people who aren’t English. I did even hear a rumour that one English side included a Scot but I might be wrong about this.

Suppose everybody worked together, perhaps starting with non-contentious projects like the recent discovery by scientists at the University of Wuhan of a sponge made of cotton and squid bone that appears to filter out 99.9% of microplastics from various water sources. We already know that even the deep oceanic benthic zones contain evidence of microplastics so let’s develop this filtration power on industrial scales. Then we can work on how to remove all the gunk with which humanity has already littered the planet.

Perhaps we could also stop wasting money on unnecessary research into things like “advanced laser detection technology” which picks up radar signals before these signals pick you up, letting drivers know there’s a speed camera ahead so they can slow down if they’re speeding. Having just seen an accident in a 40-zone involving several vehicles, one of them upside-down, and firemen with tin-openers, I’d support the other misanthropes who reckon the best way to avoid getting busted for speeding is to keep to the speed limit.

Schadenfreude, Glastonbury, Gwyneth Paltrow, drugs and the election

6 July 2024

Out here in the sticks, there are a lot of narrow roads with high banks on each side and few verges.  There are also a lot of huge tractors that travel for long distances on them, normally towing huge trailers full of farming materials and sometimes, more unnervingly, huge tankers full of what smells like something our local water company is paying them to scatter over fields so it can then perfume the air for miles around before running off into our local rivers.

This inevitably leads to long queues of vehicles behind them and I have a theory that their drivers have a competition to see how many they can pile up behind them.  “When oi got to the top o’ the hill today, oi could see about ‘alf a moile of cars and vans stuck behind me, oi I reckon about 40 on ‘em.  How’d you do, moi lover?”  “Oo ar, oi only catched about 25 behoind me but one on ‘em were a bus.”

Anyway, I saw one on the edge of town on Tuesday that had taken the corner too fast (in a 30 limit) and its trailer had toppled sideways, scattering a huge pile of hay bales over the hedge into the field beyond.  Luckily, the tractor had stayed upright and the driver was standing by it, looking at the chaos and scratching his head, while the tourist cars full of fractious children and white van drivers with nails bitten to the quick made their way past it, waving thank you and other hand signals as they passed.  (That’s ‘passed’ as in ‘passed’, not as in ‘died’.)

Do you know that white vans (some of which are black) are limited to 60 mph on all roads except motorways, even dual carriageways?  Neither do their drivers.  I keep meaning to ask our local police HQ how many white van drivers were prosecuted for exceeding 60 mph on the county’s roads last year.  I reckon less than one.

Further up-country, roads have been busy with the traffic going to Glasto, which seems to have put on a good show with Seasick Steve playing to blues fans.  (A friend told me that he was asked why he called himself Seasick Steve and he replied “Because I get seasick”.)

It was also good to hear that the actor Michael J Fox played guitar with Coldplay.  What a brave man to show thousands of people how devastating Parkinson’s Disease is.

Also appearing was Janelle Monáe, wearing an outfit designed to look like a vulva.  The crowd loved it and shouted about vaginas.  What’s wrong with people?  The vagina is an internal muscular tube while the vulva is what you see from outside and … oh, who cares.

Coldplay’s lead singer is Chris Martin who was born in Exeter and spent 10 years married to Gwyneth Paltrow, an American actor and nepo baby (I noticed her first in the brilliant film, The Royal Tenenbaums, and she has subsequently won an Oscar and a Golden Globe).  Paltrow is now more famous for creating ‘Goop’, a company selling hugely overpriced goods claiming dubious health and well-being benefits that celebrate and enhance female sexuality.

One of her more famous products is, or was, a jade egg that is inserted into the vagina to … I’m not quite sure what it’s supposed to do but have a feeling you’d need to be very careful next time you go to the loo.  She also sold candles supposed to smell like a vagina (that’ll be $75 please).  Personally, I can think of several scents I’d rather candles produced, including that of tankers full of effluent being towed behind local tractors. 

There has even been talk of benefits to be gained from some of the drugs that are currently illegal in the UK despite increasing medical evidence of the benefits that some can offer, such as the analgesic effects that the psychoactive components of cannabis can have on the pain caused by Multiple Sclerosis.

In America, the Drug Enforcement Administration has proposed that cannabis should be considered a medication rather than a narcotic.  It is already legal in some states but its reclassification would mean that it would still need approval by the Food and Drug Administration and a doctor’s prescription in the other states and would remain more controlled than alcohol and tobacco even though cannabis is safer than either.  It would also make it easier to study its effects in the medical field.

We did of course have an election in the UK last week, on America’s Independence Day, and the choice of date proved gratifyingly accurate.  Its results were summarised using exactly the same words in the Daily Telegraph, the Guardian and the i:  “Labour Landslide”.  This seemed a trifle unfair since, while there was undoubtedly an overwhelming shift to Labour, it was clear from the number of seats won by the smaller parties that the result was more a well-earned condemnation of the party that has damaged Britain so badly in the last 14 years.

Even Scotland followed suit and, after several uncomfortable years, the Scottish National Party was decimated.  Actually, it was worse than that because “decimated” originally meant to defeat one tenth of ‘the other side’ and the SNP lost a lot more than a tenth of its MPs.

Even the new Reform party got some seats, including Nigel Farage who, after changing parties several times over his career, was finally elected an MP on his 8th attempt.  It’ll be interesting to see how the new parliament works with such a wide range of views because it seems closer to representing the views of voters better than previous parliaments.

My diehard Conservative friend and I occasionally discuss the de/merits of Proportional Representation and he recently asked if I was still in favour of PR if it let people from parties I don’t like become MPs.  I replied that he was missing the point because that was exactly what a properly constructed and regulated PR system would achieve.  Just because I don’t like some parties’ policies doesn’t mean that I think they should be excluded from debates and, indeed, I believe that the more different points of view are discussed, the better the ultimate conclusion is likely to be.

Still, its’s going to take a few years to rebuild Britain and I just hope that Labour realises many of us would be happy to pay more tax to rebuild health and social care services and, if it impoverishes the privateer contractors who’ve been ripping billions of pounds out of public services, tough.

Motion and change, Israeli pogrom and private sewers

6 April 2024

We know that everything is in motion, from sub-atomic particles, to the corpuscles churning through our veins, to the fragmentation of Gondwanaland to the moon revolving round the earth which is revolving around the sun to the expansion of spacetime itself.  We also know that if nothing moved, everything would stop and become no more than a snapshot on the wall of the gods’ dining room on the second floor of the ninth dimension.

We also know that motion changes things, and that change involves motion.  Everything moves all the time, some things faster than others, but everything is in motion.

Just imagine time stops.  No ticking clock, no beating of the heart.  Everything is frozen because things can’t move without taking time to do it.  Or imagine, things stop moving.  How do you know if you haven’t got time to measure that time has passed but nothing’s moved.

All this means is that time and space (i.e. just stuff, from ants’ breakfasts to dark energy) are inseparable and that’s where we live, in spacetime which is constantly changing, so there’s no point trying to resist change.  Or to welcome it come to that;  we just have to accept that things are changing all the time.                                                        

Luckily, our awareness of these changes is limited to those that affect the way we live and those we are hear about here and now.  Of course the past influences us now but, if we did something yesterday that we now regret, we can’t go back and change it.  If it affected someone else, we can apologise and try to put it right but, if we can’t, we shouldn’t worry about it.  People who feel regret or sadness for something that happened are living in the past, which can’t changed.

The flipside is that if we worry about what might happen tomorrow or the next day, we’re living in the future, and all we can do is take precautions today to protect us when tomorrow comes:  save money now for a pension and, if you haven’t got enough money to do this, stop worrying about it;  worry won’t give you a pension fund but it will make you feel bad.

In practice, we need to make some preparations for the morrow, but we can only make them now.  If I haven’t got a clean pair of pants for tomorrow, I’ll do a wash today and make sure they’re dry before I need them;  there’s nowt worse than soggy pants, and I speak as someone who waited till the transfer bus came into sight before I left the sea in Corfu, pulled my jeans over a wet bathing costume, added a T-shirt, picked up my case and boarded the bus.

Six hours later, we were all still sitting sealed in a plane at Corfu airport as it got hotter and hotter while the crew tried to start the engine.  They finally gave up, bussed us to a local hotel and checked us in for the night.  In the room I stripped off my (by then) damp jeans and hung them over a chair on the balcony, then put my wet swimming costume in a plastic bag.  There are some joys in life that we don’t recognise until we experience them.

There seem to have been too many changes in the world recently and the only one that even veers in the right direction is the internal combustion of the Tory party.  Incidentally, of which man was it recently written by one of his own people saying “His madness has been described as “delusional” and “terrifying”, adding “This man is putting us all at risk:  Our future, our children’s future, the strategic alliance that is the keystone of [our country’s] national security.”  Others, also of his own people, have said he’s “off the rails” and an existential danger to [his country].  He must be gone from our lives”?

  • Boris Johnson
  • Donald Trump
  • Benjamin Netanyahu
  • Vladimir Putin

The correct answer is Netanyahu but it could be any of them and that’s what frightens me. 

His recent murders included precision attacks on an aid convoy run by World Central Kitchen that killed seven people in three trucks that weren’t travelling in convoy but had up to a mile between them, taking supplies to people who are being exterminated by Israel.  You’d think that, knowing what had happened to Jews in the Second World War, some of the Jewish leaders of Israel would see the similarities with what their state is now doing to Gazans.

Even Joe Biden, hitherto having failed to condemn Israel, seems to have come off the fence and more than 600 UK lawyers, including three former supreme court justices, have warned the government that it’s breaking international law by continuing to send arms to Israel.  A friend has said “Aha, but we import more arms from Israel than we export to them.”  I have no idea if this is true but, if it is, why don’t we increase our imports of weapons from them to reduce the stocks they’re using to kill charity volunteers and starving Gazans who Israel has forced out of their homes into concentration refugee camps?

Back at the ranch, all we can offer is the chance to share what used to be the clear waters of rivers, lakes and beaches with piles of shit, shredded lavatory paper and used condoms.  The water companies that were privatised (surely one of the stupidest decisions a UK government every made) (well, along with the railways) knew they were taking on crumbling Victorian sewerage infrastructure but, rather than plan for its replacement, chose to give a lot of its income to its management and shareholders instead.

Britain’s biggest water company, Thames Water, now seems to be on the point of being renationalised and South West Water blames its problems on having more coastline than any other British water company.  Really?  And this wasn’t known when it was privatised?  You’ll probably find Slartibartfast’s signature in one of Cornwall’s smaller coves.